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-Ok, trčim sutra koliko i ti. Nema veze što si u treningu. Koja je procedura? Šta se nosi, neka voda, neki slatkiši, neko tranzistorče, čuo sam da se uz muziku bolje podnosi napor.
-Ne idemo na Prvi maj, legendo. I nećeš izdržati.
-Videćeš. A autfit… Imam neke cipela-patika. Ili to ili u salonkama da trčim, onim sa mature. Ajde pomogni mi malo u šorc nisam ušao od zadnjeg časa fizičkog.
-Nosi šta hoćeš. Sutra u 6.
U Nišu se obično trči na keju. Od mosta koji se nalazi kod grčkog konzulata, do pešačkog mosta, među džogerima relacija poznatija kao ”dužina”. Ima tu oko 2 km. Fina staza, prođeš prvo metalce s gitarama, izbegavaš da ti paščad otkine stopalo i da ti ribar ne zabije udicu u oko. Ako sada pretrčim dve dužine, častiće me sa nekoliko tura. U suprotnom, ja častim, ako ne budem na koronarnoj:
-Šta si to obukao sunce ti! Blamiraš me s tim cvetnim bermudama! I šta će ti gornji deo trenerke, upekla zvezda. Izaći će ti žuljevi od tih cokula jebem te! Šta će ti to govno u ušima?Moramo da osluškujemo je li nam neki ker za petama. Poneo si i pivo jebote!
-Ne pivo, stavim ovde u plićak da se ‘ladi. Pa ako se budem vratio da se počastim. A gornji deo, znaš, ako se zaznojim, pre’ladiću se. Ne forsiraj previše jak tempo, da ne iskašljam plućno krilo. Polazaaaaak!
-Gde si zašprinto, vole. Ovo je džoging, ne tripuj da si Jusa Bolt. I prvo razgibavanje. Šta radiš to, jebote!
Krenuli smo. Aahaha, pa ovo je laganica jebote. Šta li oni pustaju film da su neki DIF-ovci. Ma ko iz pičke. Ošmekamo ribe, pljunemo nekom metalcu zelembać u kosu, pa nek drnda džitru takav. Ovo je smešno, trčim 14 dužina ako treba:
-Baci pogled na mamu sa pekinezerom. Jel znaš da ako čukneš to pacovče po ćili ima da mu ispadnu oči.
-Štedi dah, ne pričaj.
-Ahahah, grohotom se smijem!
Evo nam i kosijanera, fascinantna je opsesija mjetalaca pokretnim vodama, gde nađu reku, izvade gitaru i krenu da voršipuju Belzebuba…Vidi onu alternativnu darkerku, baš me zanima koje metalika bendove voli. Da pojačam tempo da je impresioniram. JA SAM TRČEĆI DEMON, MALA! Oš’ da žrtvujemo neko jare? Ortak ne može da me stigne… Prirodan sam talenat. Uf…čekaj.
Kažu da je inicijalni umor na trčanju u glavi. Malo ti zalupa srce, pluća zabole od hladnog vazduha i brzog disanja. Pomisliš da ćeš da umreš, ali noge te još slušaju. Pretrčiš još malo, telo se adaptira i možeš da pretrčiš još kilometre. Možeš… ako veče pre toga nisi popušio plantažu duvana. Kod mene je inicijalni umor bio i definitivni. Noge, pluća i čuka su mi govorile samo jedno ”Šta će nam koji kurac ovo”. Čak me i ruke bole. Najradije bih ih opustio da mlataraju pored, ali tada bih izgledao kao retard. Skroz sam se izgrbavio…. Op pičke, uspravljaj se, osmeh! Prođosmo ih, grbavi se opet.
-Brate, EH-EH, a da EH, malo ritam, EH, snizimo.
-Šta kevćeš bre?
-Ne kevćem, dišem. A i, EH, trčimo EH ,već 10 kilometara.
-Ni osamsto nismo prešli, ajde! Izdrži.
Kako je samo dobar. Bodri me. Bez njega bih odustao posle 400 m i krenuo da se valjam po travi da me smoždenog pišaju kerovi. Pruža mi mentalnu podršku… U usta li ga jebem. Most je na vidiku… Mogu ja to! Sa požarom u grudima, i mlečnom kiselinom u nogama, prelazim prvu dužinu gde me čeka kraći odmor.
-Ej Zaperu, odmori ti malo, ja na spravi da odradim neko propadanje, pa idemo nazad…Zap,brate ?
Šta, on će da vežba? Posle ovog maratona! Šta je on, olimpijac jebeni. Ako, samo neka radi, taman da se odm…
-’Ajde polazak. Pičimo nazad.
-Kad pre jebote!
Turam sluške u uvo. Koje li ironije, ”Eye of the tiger”. ‘Ajmo Rambo, nećeš ti tim metroseksualcima da plaćaš pivo, ti si Tarzan. Op, pičke, osmeh… Ne mogu da povučem usne nagore od umora, nema veze, ribe vole ozbiljne… Boli me srce. Umreću. Nije to srce, srce ne boli tako! IMAM INFARKT. Ne paniči. Vešto izbegni ovog rota, da ti ne skoči zavrat. Ugazio si mu u govno, nije strašno. Da mogu da pričam opsovao bih vlasnika. ‘Ajmo, možeš, evo i metalaca, hahaha, oni smrde, bože koliko sam umoran ne mogu ni da prozivam darkere… Gde je zapeo ovaj majmun šta forsira. Počela i kiša. Sve se urotilo. ”Rising up, back on the streets” UH, UH, UH! ”Did my time, took my chanses”. I zašto me bole ruke u pičku više materinu! Mogu ja to, mogu. U daljini se vijori zastava prezadužene nam garave girosarske braće. Uspeo sam.
-Dobar si bio. Nisam verovao da ćeš uspeti. Zaslužio si pivo. Idem ja još malo da istrčim.
-Izvini me za sekund.
-Pirova pobeda. Nego šta da sam zaslužio. Idem ja sad kući da iskašljavam crno.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
