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Without further ado, I present to you the ultimate Canadian Showdown featuring Ouzobat and Libertines!
Question #1: Who do you think would win in a cagefight?
8 people thought Ouzobat would win, while only 3 supported Libertines' chances of a victory.
Ouzobat - he's older and wiser; while Libs is younger but has the hot fiance who will inevitably distract him while Ouzo gets a sucker-punch in.
Ouzobat because I think he’s more cunning than libertine
Libertines, Ouzobat is all talk.
Question #2: Who do you think would be more likely to get really drunk and do something very regrettable on e-sim like sell their MU in order to purchase 10 000 Q1 tickets?
This one was closer while 6 people said it would be Ouzobat, and only 4 said it would be Libertines. Someone else said it would be neither, explaining that Rafe would be the one to do this.
Rafe, except he's steal someone else's MU.
Ouzobat - he's prone to outbursts like that while Libs has to be careful not to give Rafe ammunition.
Got to go with Libs. If they have beers together, Ouzo would sleep it off and Libs would get rowdy.
oh libertines of course, ouzobat doesnt get drunk he gets even
Question #3: Who do you think would last longer in jail?
This one was pretty much split down the middle with 5 saying Ouzobat and 6 saying Libertines.
libertines id say because as a small pretty guy he gets picked up and lives the quiet life as gang... well you know
Libs. But it would be very painful for him and his good looks.
Ouzobat - Libs is too young and pretty to survive
Question #4: Who do you think would be more likely to end up with 5 different affairs at the same time?
This one was pretty lopsided with 9 people thinking Libertines would have multiple affairs while only 1 person thought it'd be Ouzobat. 1 person thought both would have a ton of affairs.
Libertines - for some reason, the hotter the missus, the more likely to look elsewhere - beggars belief really...
libertine would surely pick up 5 affairs in jail
Both. Ouzo has the secrecy, however they wont be very attractive flings.
Libs would probably be with 5 escorts.
Schramette wouldn't like to hear it, but definitely Ouzo. As long as one of the five is OwenHargreaves and one is Bo Derek, rrrrooooooowwwwwr
Question #5: Who do you think was more likely an A student in high school/university?
This one was a close call with 5 people supporting Ouzobat as the A student, and 4 people claiming it'd be Libertines. 2 people remained neutral stating they were both likely A students.
Ouzobat, he was a teachers pet.
ha you serious both theyre complete nerds
Libertines - Ouzobat was a brilliant slacker like me who couldn't be bothered
Question #6: Who do you think would be more likely to have a secret Weed growing op in their basement?
Ouzobat beat Libertines in this one with a slim margin of 6-5.
Libertines - And it isn't a secret
Ouzobat definitely - he lived in Aus for a while and...well...you know THEIR sort...
ouzobat just because libertines got put in jail because his wasnt a sercet one anymore. thats when things went bad for him
Ouzo. And to him i doubt he holds it as a secret.
Aside from me? And Owen? Yeah, Libs all the way, it's just a Canadian thing.
Question #7: Who do you think would be more likely to open a scented toilet paper company with their life savings?
Libertines narrowly beat out Ouzobat 5-4 in this question, while 2 people answered completely differently.
WTF is "scented" toilet paper? and where can i get a strawberry scented one?
I'm pretty sure neither of these guys even use TP. What a ridiculous questoin.
Libertines - his lady would say how delightful it was and he would despise every second of it.
Libs. Thats certainly down his alley.
Question #8: Who do you think would last longer in a Zombie Apocolypse?
7 people liked Ouzobat's odds of survival compared to a meager 3 who thought libertines would live longer. 1 person said neither.
Ouzobat already has a contigency plan in place just incase of a Zombie Apocolypse.
libertine, because he’ll push ouzobat to the zombie to protect himself ^^
ouzobat, tho i cant see either surviving long
Ouzo. He near looks like one.
Because it probably starts in the USA eastern seaboard, I say Libs is farther from the epicenter. But it depends who John Travolta bites first.
Ouzobat definitly - Libs has to go down fighting to protect his lady...who is of course inevitably in her underwear for some strange, unknown reason.
Thank you to everyone who replied with their opinion, I really enjoyed reading some of these answers and laughed out loud on many occasions.
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