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Cerita gue malem ini ttg kejadian di tol cipularang. Mungkin orang Jakarta atau Bandung udah sering denger ceritanya. Kisah nyata
Buat yg tinggal di jakarta / bandung pasti udah sering denger cerita ini. Dari dulu sampai skrg gue selalu ketakutan kalo udah denger lagi
Jadi beberapa tahun yg lalu, ada 1 keluarga jakarta yg mau pergi ke Bandung. Mereka naik mobil bertiga, ayah, ibu, sama 1 anaknya
Btw buat yg udah pernah denger ceritanya kalo gue ada yg salah benerin ya
Jadi beberapa tahun yg lalu ada 1 keluarga jakarta yg mau pergi ke Bandung. Mereka naik mobil bertiga: ayah, ibu, sama 1 anaknya
Mereka berangkat dari jakarta sekitar jem 9 malem
Kalo nggak salah waktu itu jumat malem. Karna tol sepi, si bapak nyetir mobil agak kencang
Ditengah jalan, si anak yg umurnya masih 8 tahun nangis2 kebelet kencing. Krn rest area masih jauh, si ibu suruh anaknya nahan
Si anak tetep maksa pengen pipis. Akhirnya krn nggak tega bapak tadi minggirin mobilnya, kira2 di KM 70
Sebelum turun dr mobil, ibunya pesen ke anak tadi, "di depan mobil aja ya, jangan jauh2." "Iya mah" kata anaknya
Setelah turun, ternyata anaknya pipis agak jauh. Nggak berapa lama dia balik ke mobil
Bapaknya ngomel, "kamu ngapain sih pipis jauh2, bikin lama". Anaknya jawab, "malu pah diliat orang.."
Setelah sampai di bandung, orang tuanya ngelakuin aktifitas biasa selama 2 hari, sampai hari minggu. Belanja, liburan, makan
Tapi disela2 liburan mereka, orangtuanya rada2 aneh ngeliat anaknya yg nggak kayak biasanya
Yang biasanya anaknya norak pengen berenang di hotel, skrg jadi nggak. Yang biasanya anaknya norak ngambilin sendal hotel, skrg jadi nggak
Si anak jadi terlihat murung. Mukanya pucat dan berubah jadi pendiem. Pas ibunya nanya dia kenapa, anaknya cuma geleng2
RT @ditsoy07: @Poconggg setau gue bukan norak ntu ntu deh, setua gue yang bener dia rewel, ribut, terus tiba" jadi nurut, jadi gak berisik gituuu
Minggu malem, akhirnya si bapak memutuskan untuk pulang. Jalanlah mereka dari bandung sekitar jem 9an malem
Di perjalanan, sekitar jem 10an, si anak mendadak rewel pengen pipis. Karna udah teriak2, akhirnya si bapak ngalah dan minggirin mobilnya
Anehnya, ternyata mereka berhenti di KM yg sama dengan KM tempat anaknya kencing sebelumnya. Yg ngebedain cuma jalurnya aja
Setelah turun dari mobil, si anak nggak balik2 lagi. Ditunggu agak berapa lama, masih tetep nggak balik. Orangtuanya panik
Karna panik, orang tuanya histeris. Mereka ngecek ke sekeliling mobil tapi anaknya tetep nggak ada. Akhirnya mereka nelpon petugas tol
Dalam percakapannya di telpon, petugas ngasih tau ciri2 pakaian anak mereka.. dan ternyata benar!
Mereka langsung ke pos petugas tol sambil terheran2, kok anaknya bisa ada di sana. Sesampainya di sana, si bapak marah2
Kira2 percakapannya kyk gini: "kamu kemana sih! kok tiba2 dsini!" | "loh! mamah yg kemana aja! aku ditinggal! aku teriak2 papa gk denger!"
Tebak petugas tolnya bilang apa?
"Pak, jangan dimarahi pak. Anak bapak sudah di kantor kami selama 2 hari sejak hari jumat malam" *hening
Jadi ternyata pada waktu anaknya pipis dalam perjalanan ke bandung, dia cuma pipis di samping kiri mobil di balik pintu belakang.
Tapi ibu dan ayahnya malah ngeliat dia jalan di depan mobil dan menjauh. Nggak berapa lama, anak yg masih pipis tadi ditinggal gitu aja
Anak tadi teriak-teriak manggil, tapi dia ditinggalin gitu aja. Sampai akhirnya ada petugas tol lewat dan nyelamatin anak ini.
Pertanyaannya, siapa anak yg ikut ke Bandung?
(Original story by @poconggg )
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