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I naravno vicevi:
Uhvati policajac lopova. Nemocni lopov pita policajca:
* Je l' mogu da odem cas do one pekare, umrecu gladan?
Policajac rece:
* Idi, ali odmah da se vratiš.
Policajac ga pusti, lopov pobegne. Sutradan isti policajac uhvati istog lopova. Lopov mu kaže:
* Ajd' molim te, pusti me da odem do one pekare, umrecu gladan.
Policajac mu kaže:
* Da bre, nisam ja od juce, ti ostani tu, a ja cu da idem da ti kupim!
U Bosni uveden novi zakon o penziji - tko ima 8 djece dobije penziju, starost nije važna. Haso sretan ima sedmero djece i jedno vanbračno, pa kaže Fati:
- Ženo, priznajem imam osmo dijete, idem ga donijeti pa pravo ti i ja u penziju.
Ode Haso iz Sarajeva u Bihać uzme dijete i vrati se kući, kuća prazna, nema djece.
- Fato gdje su ti djeca bona?
- Otišli, svako doš'o po svoje. Nisi samo ti čuo za novi zakon
Sta je to brzina svetlosti????
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Kada baba vidi prazno mesto u busu...
Lezi Fata na samrti,a kraj nje Mujo sjedi
-Mujo,Mujo moram ti nesto reci prije no sto umrem
-Ne govori draga,samo se odmaraj
-Ali Mujo moram ti nesto priznati,spavala sam s tvojim bratom i najboljim prijateljem
-Znam Fato.A sto mislis zasto sam te otrovao?
10 razloga zasto je pivo bolje od zene:
1. Možete uživati u pivu svakog dana u mjesecu,u ženi ne .
2. Vaše pivo će vas uvijek strpljivo čekati u frižideru dok se glupirate okolo. ,žena ne.
3.Pivo ne dobija napad ljubomore kada uzmete još jednu flašu, žena svakako nebi dozvolila pored nje još jednu ženu u vašem životu.
4.Možete uzeti više od jednog piva,a da se ne osjećate krivim .
5. Uvijek možeš biti siguran da si prvi koji otvara bocu piva.
6. Možete dijeliti pivo sa prijateljima,a ženu ne.
7. Pivo je uvijek vlažno .
8. Pivo ne mari kada ćete se sjetiti da ga uzmete.
9.Pivo izgleda svakog jutra isto,žena bez šminke,svakako ne.
10.Pivo ide dobro uz omiljenu utakmicu,žena ne.
Vozač kamiona je vozio autoputem. Prošao je pored znaka "Niski most naprijed" Prije nego se osvrnuo, most se pojavio ispred njega i zapeo je ispod njega. Nastala je velika gužva. Napokon je policija došla. Policajac je izašao iz vozila, samouvjereno stavio ruke na kukove i pitao: "Zapeo, ha?"
Vozač kamiona je odgovorio "Ma ne, prevozio sam ovaj most i ostao sam bez goriva."
Evo i jedna pjesma koju volim da slusam u poslednje vreme
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
