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Theme song You sold us Luis
Great Plan No.1 was major failure there are two reasons for this. First reason is that some players thought it would be funny to donate "girls that are not girls". When they were supplied to
Luis Ariel Zavarella and he started "relation" (with all girls at same time of course ) , well let's just say he had big surprise coming... from behind and Game Operators don't like this kind of surprises but he wouldn't notice that if he was wasted with alcohol.
So we come to second reason for failure of Great Plan No1 and that was wrong alcohol type, from my previous article players assumed that
Luis Ariel Zavarella is manliest player in game so they donated manliest drink there is and that is as you all know GROG! For you who don't know what grog is here is brief explanation: The mixture for grog is secret, but may contain one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, rum, acetone, red dye no. 2,scumm, axle grease, battery acid, pepperoni.
Well our choice was a failure because later we found out that that Luis only drink cosmopolitan and we had only one bottle donated by
Plesen1 which wasn't enough to get him drunk so he got very mad and spilled all that beautiful GROG xD .Anyway because of all this failure Luis decided to punish Australian citizens by jamming fight and berserk buttons in battles, this allowed Argentina to conquer Australian provinces without much opposition.
Great Plan No.2
Theme song Lucy
I thought for a long time what can we do to normalize relations with
Luis Ariel Zavarella since we can't play game without fight and berserk buttons. At first I thought to offer him gold but this screen shot changed everything, 
phoenix02 sent me this (right click/view image if you can't read it) 
as you can see Luis Ariel Zavarella developed habit for LSD, we can't blame him for this he is GO now and that's means he is celebrity and we all know that celebrities like to sniff, lick & swallow all kinds of things .
When I saw this log first thought was that we can't bribe him with gold he has 95 gold and I couldn't remember what LCD stands for but suddenly I realized that LSD stands for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. It was strange for me that he wants to sniff diamonds but who am I to question tastes of GO if he wants to sniff, lick or swallow diamonds with Lucy in the sky we will get him all. So we need airplane, hot air balloon , rocket or some other mean to get Luis and Lucy in the sky I'm open to suggestions if you have some other idea write in comments , next thing we need are diamonds in powder since I can't afford diamond grinder and last thing we need is someone to donate Lucy but this time she must be real girl and should look something like this
This is Lucy Pinder and please only donate girl if her name is Lucy
You can donate to my profile because this time I have to make sure girl is really girl we don't want to repeat same mistake again
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I hope this offering will be enough for Luis to fix our buttons so we can fight again.
If you like this article give it a shout if I win MM I will buy diamonds for Luis
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For those who didn't get it yet this article was made just for fun
don't use LSD unless you are Game Operator or you will get ban!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
