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Dobar dan dragi citaoci ja sam Transporter98 ...Ovo je zadnji dio serijala Vicevi ...Od sada cu pisati o desavanjima na e-simu....Mislim da ste nestrpljivi da vidite najbolje viceve koje sam vam pripremio

Pa hajde da pocnemo!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Vodi cigan malog cigu u prodavnicu da mu kupi nesto slatko
-Sta ces sine da ti kupim..Rece otac
-Ja ocu bijelu cokoladu.Odgovori sin
-A sto bas nju
-Pa ocu i ja nekad da budem musav

2.slozio mujo puzzle i kaze hasi
-vidi haso za ovo mi je trebalo samo mjesec dana!
-i sto time?
-na kutiji pise 3 do 5 godina

3.Došla deca kod Pirocanca i pitaju ga:
- Gospodine, skupljamo u dobrotvorne svrhe za bazen. Imate li neki doprinos?
A Pirocanac ce:
- Sacekajte sekund, deco.
Malo kasnije Pirocanac se vraca sa kofom punom vode:
- Evo, deco, ali mi posle vratite kofu.


4.Pita Jovica: Perice, šta bi više voleo:
- da si glup ili lep? Perica odgovori:
- Da sam glup, normalno.
-A zašto?
- Lepota je prolazna.

5.Treba da se porodi crnogorka, kad ono mali crnogorac neće da izađe. Mole oni njega da izađe, a on neće pa neće. I nastavak razgovora:
-Pa \'ajde izađi. -NEĆU!
-Ajde molimo te!
-NEĆU!
-Ajde sredićemo ti osnovnu školu.
...NEĆU!
-Ma i diplomu za srednju ćemo da ti nabavimo!
-NEĆU!
-I fakultet je sređen!
-NEĆU!
-A da budeš general?
-MOŽE! AL U PENZIJI!

6.Odbrojava sudija bokseru koji je u nockdown-u, kad dovikuje baba iz publike:
- Neće taj ustati, znam ga ja iz autobusa!

7.Razboleo se pirocancu sin .On otisao po taksi a taksi trazi 8000din do beograda na ekg.
-Pirocanac na to rece:
-Nemam.
-Pita taksista imas li 7000 din.
-Piirocanac rece:
-Nemam!
-Taksista evo 6000din.
-Pirocanac rece :
-Nemam!
-Taksista rece:
-Vozicu te do Beograda besplatno ali da ni rec nisam cuo!
-Dobro!
-Iznerviro se taksista i ide 200 na sat kroz crveno vuce rucnu,i dodju u beograd.
-Pita taksista kad ti je bilo najteže da ne progovoris?
-Kad mi je sin ispao u novom sadu!

8.Bila dva orla i jedan kaze:
Pitaj me kako mi je, a drugi orao ništa.
Pitaj me kako mi je, ponavlja orao, a drugi opet ništa.
Ama pitaj me kako mi je, kaže opet prvi orao,a onda drugi orao reče:
Pa dobro, kako ti je?
Ništa me ne pitaj odgovara prvi orao.

9.U pola nocu kaze Mujo Fati:
-Fato mi u kuci imamo duhove.
-Kakve duhove, bolan Mujo?
-Ja ulazim u kupatilo, ono se svetlo samo upali. Ja izadjem, a ono se samo ugasi.
-Joj Mujo opet si pisao u frizider.

10.Ciga:
- Imate li prašak za buve?

Prodavac:
- Imate li psa ili mačku?

Ciga:
- Imam buve.

11.Pita tata Pericu:
-Perice,kako stojis u skoli?
-Dobro tata,svaki dan u drugom cosku

12.razgovaraju dve macke
prva kaze: mjau
druga odgovara: mjau mjau
tek ce prva na to: pa sto sad menjas temu?!!!


Jedna zagonetka..


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