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Before we begin we have a special public service announcement:
If you've played for any length of time (like 30 seconds or so) you've probably heard of Top Gun. They are very vocal in shouts and comments and you've probably seen an article or two with pics of their pretty toy planes. They certainly are flashy, but there is something you need to know. Their physical training leaves something to be desired. Sure, volleyball is a fine sport, but it doesn't really instill the disciplin that will keep you strong and healthy in your later years.
Before:
After:
As of day 232:
Members: 50 of 50
Military Rank: Regular
Leader:
Snowball the Dinosaur
Cost to Join: 10g
As you can see, the Army currently has the max number of members allowed by the game. Since it isn't a free MU, this is a testament to how awesome it is. Not that it needed any.
Total Damage: 226,358,005 dmg.
Total Damage Rank in e-USA: 2
Total Damage Rank Global: 104
Total Damage Rank if it was a Country: 43
Gold Value: 500 g
Sure it's not as glamourous as some of the "Elite" units but they hit hard. Who wouldn't after seeing some of their "Privates"!
Current Supplies for commune members: 10 Q4 food + 20 Q1 Guns (rumor has it that gifts will be coming soon)
Number of Companies: 8
Food: 1 Q4
Weapons: 2 Q1
Gifts: 1 Q1
Grain: 1 Q4, 1 Q1
Iron: 1 Q3
Diamonds: 1 Q2
Employees: 38
Quite the military-industrial complex and growing rapidly. Supplies are handed out quickly and efficiently, usually within 1 hour of requesting them. They don't have a wood company, but that's ok, Army soldiers always come with their own.
Highest Level Member:
Cruciator
Level: 15
XP: 13,125
Damage: 37,621,683
Rank: Major General
Strength: 1397
National Rank by Damage: 6
MU Page: http://e-sim.org/militaryUnit.html?id=49
Recruitment Page: http://e-sim.org/militaryUnitRecrutation.html?id=49
IRC: #e-USA|ARMY on Rizon
US Military Forum: http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/board,177.0.html
Army Forum: http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/board,189.0.html (members only)
The Army is currently working toward upgrading it's food company to Q5. They are almost there, but if you would like to help out, donations are gladly accepted. If you've enjoyed perusing some of the finer things the Army has to offer, Donate Here
The Army Song
Verse:
March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free.
Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory.
We’re the Army and proud of our name!
We’re the Army and proudly proclaim:
First Chorus:
First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation’s might,
And The Army Goes Rolling Along.
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting till the battle’s won,
And the Army Goes Rolling Along.
Refrain:
Then it’s hi! hi! hey!
The Army’s on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong;
For where’er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along.
Second Chorus:
Valley Forge, Custer’s ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton’s tanks,
And the Army went rolling along.
Minute men, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.
Refrain:
(same as above)
Third Chorus:
(slower, more freely)
Men in rags, men who froze,
Still that Army met its foes,
And the Army went rolling along.
Faith in God, then we’re right,
And we’ll fight with all our might,
As the Army keeps rolling along.
Refrain:
Then it’s hi! hi! hey!
The Army’s on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong; (two! three!)
For where’er we go,
You will always know
That THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG! (keep it rolling!)
And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG!
There's hard, then there's Army Hard!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
