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Dragi citaoci posle kratkog odmora opet smo sa vama

Pa siguran sam da ste nestrpljivi da vidite sta smo vam priredili za danas


Pa hajde da pocnemo

1.Decko priznao devojci da je voli, a ona ce njemu:
-Cuj imas li dva mercedesa?
-Nemam!
-A kucu na dva sprata?
-Nemam!
-Onda nece biti nista medju nama!
Zabrinut decko ode kod svog oca da se posavetuje sta da radi. Otac ce:
-Cuj sine ako je zaista volis onda prodaj lambordjinija i ferarija i kupi ta dva mercedesa, ali da rusimo cetiri sprata od kuce zaista je cista besmislica!

2.Decko priznao devojci da je voli, a ona ce njemu:
-Cuj imas li dva mercedesa?
-Nemam!
-A kucu na dva sprata?
-Nemam!
-Onda nece biti nista medju nama!
Zabrinut decko ode kod svog oca da se posavetuje sta da radi. Otac ce:
-Cuj sine ako je zaista volis onda prodaj lambordjinija i ferarija i kupi ta dva mercedesa, ali da rusimo cetiri sprata od kuce zaista je cista besmislica!

3.Najkraci vic o pirocancuma:
Komsija -Komsijoo..!
Pirocanac -Neemam!

4.U Crnoj Gori glad!!!Pojeli i kucice i macice i miseve i sve sto ima!!!kaze njihov patrijarh:"Ajmo breco na Lovcen da poginemo ko ljudi skakanjem u ambis"Svi se sloze.Stanu svi crnogorci na liticu i broje:"1,2".Kad cujes nekog"eno su SRbi nose krompir!!!!!Kad neko pite:"Jel oljusten"??Ovaj odgovara:"Nije"!!!!Nastavljaju oni:"3,4,....."


5.Igraju B i H i Brazil utakmicu i Ronaldinjo sutira slobodan udarac,a Bosanci u zivom zidu se okrenuli prema golu.Golman vice \"sta to radite,okrenite se prema lopti\", a mujo ce \"ma suti bolan,ocemo i mi da vidimo gol\".

6.Mrkli mrak u sumi.Nista se ne vidi,ni prst pred okom.Odjednom,nalete jedan na drugog zeka i tvor.Tvor,sav preplasen,upita:
-Ko si ti?Opisi se!
-Krznat sam,jedem kupus i sargarepu,odgovori zeka.
-Daj,bre zeko,umalo me strefi srcka.
-A ko si ti?-upita zeka.
-Crn sam,kradem kokoske i smrdim.
-Idi bre, Cigo u picku materinu,isprepada me.

7.Ide Mujo 200 na sat ferarijem.
Vidi ga policija i zaustavlja ga.(on neće da stane)
Policija javi drugoj patroli da ga dočeka na sledećoj raskrsnici.
Stiže Mujo na sledeću raskrsnicu i policija ga zaustavi.
"Alo bre,zašto nisi stao našim drugovima gore kad su te zaustavljali?"
"Pa nisam bre znao da su policija"
"Kako bre nisi znao da su policija kad im na leđima piše "POLICIJA"
" E,brate moj! Pa piše u gradu na 100 ljudi "RONALDO".

8.Javlja se slušatelj u emisiju na radiju:
"Zdravo jesam li u eteru".
voditelj:
"Jeste izvolite".
slušalac:
"Hodam ja ulicom i naiđem na novčanik"
voditelj:
"Jeste li ga uzeli"!
slušalac:
"jesam".
voditelj:
"l šta je bilo u njemu"
slušalac:
"lična i 1000 evra"
voditelJ:
"l šta je pisalo na njoj"
slušalac;
"Muharem"
voditelj:
"l šta sad".
slušalac:
"Može li jedna pjesma za Muharema?".

9.doktor: imam jedne dobre i jedne lose vesti.
pacijent: da cujem prvo one lose.
doktor: imate rak.
pacijent: dobro a koje su dobre.
doktor: dobio sam u kladionici.

10.svadjaju se 3 mala cigana cija je otac veci cigan
1:moj tata se danas posjekao na noz isla mu je crna krv
2:moj tata je slomio ruku i videla mu se crna kost
3:moj tata je prije 8 dana prdnuo jos se u sobi nista ne vidi


Sada imamo jednu zagonetku

Kako se zove cigin parfem?
Ala vonja!!!!




Sa postovanjem Transporter98


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