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I read something funny in IRC today, I thought I'd share it.

tl;dr version at the bottom

20:33 logomaster304 DerpyHooves: why spam congress notifications? >.<
20:33 logomaster304 i don't get it... :x
20:33 DerpyHooves I was responding to Pike's endlessly bitching ones.
20:33 DerpyHooves Also; 1 message =/= Spam
20:33 DerpyHooves So, that might explain your confusion.
20:34 logomaster304 but it's not one message, its a bunch of ppl doing it >.<
20:34 DannyCrowley Which Derpy is real http://e-sim.org/profile.html?id=134381
20:34 DerpyHooves A bunch of people sending different messages is called communication.
20:34 logomaster304 ^ that one
20:34 logomaster304 f***, he ^ blocked me
20:34 DerpyHooves Aw, someone decided to c***block me.
20:34 logomaster304 DerpyHooves: not when you bombardt it in front of people who you know don't care for it ;x
20:35 DerpyHooves Surprise. :3
20:35 DerpyHooves Yes, even then logo.
20:35 DerpyHooves Also; I sent one message in the face of like 5
20:35 logomaster304 not
20:35 DerpyHooves I'm not sure why you're bringing it up with me.
20:35 logomaster304 hence, making a grand total of 6
20:35 logomaster304 cause I have Pike on ignore :|
20:36 Sermok lol
20:36 DerpyHooves Boy, that sure is my problem.
20:36 *** Solymir|Away quit (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de)
20:36 Pike i think logomaster304tard doesnt know whta ignore is
20:36 DerpyHooves No wait.
20:36 logomaster304 :3
20:36 DerpyHooves It's not.
20:36 logomaster304 u sure?
20:36 Pike spams logomaster304's box now with donations
20:36 DerpyHooves Anyway, logo, if you have a problem with it, feel free to cry or something.
20:36 *** CmdrGhost quit ()
20:37 logomaster304 cries?
20:37 Pike welp just wasted .05$ spamming log
20:37 logomaster304 slaps DerpyHooves around a bit with a large trout
20:37 *** limmy quit (Quit: Rizon webchat: http://qchat.rizon.net/)
20:37 DerpyHooves somehow fails to notice.
20:37 logomaster304 ^ you're noticing :x
20:37 Kaz{Away} [18:34] <DerpyHooves> A bunch of people sending different messages is called communication.
20:37 Kaz{Away} Marry me.
20:38 DerpyHooves Noticing what?
20:38 Liquid_Oxygen Gdi
20:38 Liquid_Oxygen I can see those gd things too. =P
20:38 *** Evry joined #e-sim.usa
20:38 Pike blame logomaster304 Liquid_Oxygen for the spam
20:38 Pike and Evry she took her top off
20:38 logomaster304 DerpyHooves: that would refer back to you stating "notice" in your previous statement
20:38 logomaster304 so you should ask yourself that? :x
20:39 Evry ....
20:39 Pike Evry: join army
20:39 Pike kthnx
20:39 Evry I'm in BoB
20:39 DerpyHooves I didn't state anything.
20:39 Evry well, Jr.
20:39 Evry
20:39 logomaster304 Evry: cool story bro :3
20:39 Pike leave and join army
20:39 DerpyHooves (Hint: Actions =/= Statement)
20:39 Darkcerberus5690 ^
20:39 Evry Pike: offer me free entry and I'll consider it
20:39 logomaster304 LOLOL
20:39 logomaster304 oh DerpyHooves
20:39 Sermok lol
20:39 Pike done
20:39 DerpyHooves Derp
20:39 logomaster304 it's Derpception
20:39 Darkcerberus5690 Boom.
20:40 DerpyHooves Okay
20:40 Pike Evry: send application and ill approve you so fast you will think it is easter again
20:40 logomaster304 NOkay
20:40 Evry I said I'd consider it
20:40 Evry
20:40 DerpyHooves Okay
20:41 *** Endy joined #e-sim.usa
20:41 Evry stop saying Okay
20:41 DerpyHooves Man, what is up with people today?
20:41 logomaster304 DerpyHooves: lol ikr they're acting like you do
20:41 logomaster304 you* or you do sometimes*
20:41 DerpyHooves Can't I leave for 8 hours without everyone freaking out because they don't have anyone to hate on?
20:42 logomaster304 i kinda cut myself off there and messed up :x
20:42 DerpyHooves itc: logo tries to troll
20:42 logomaster304 >tries
20:42 logomaster304 >_>
20:42 FilthyRich Oh it's fine.
20:42 logomaster304 your face is red w/ anger :x
20:42 logomaster304 so...
20:42 DerpyHooves lolokaybro
20:42 logomaster304 success story bitch.
20:43 logomaster304 i can like see the emotion in ur statements :x

tl;dr version


>mfw formerly relevant, oldfoals think they're trolling me



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