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"Jag har ett litet problem! Du finns med på min lista men jag har lite ont om plats här inne. Eftersom du definitivt hör hemma här så har jag ett förslag.
Jag har tre personer som inte riktigt platsar lika bra som du, här i helvetet. Jag tänkte faktiskt låta en av de tre gå och låta dig ta deras plats.
Jag ska till och med låta dig bestämma vem som kan gå så du kan ta dennes plats. Med tanke på läget han befann sig i så tyckte George det lät ganska bra och gick med på Djävulens förslag.
Dom gick in i Helvetet och Djävulen öppnade dörren till det första rummet.
Där inne fanns Richard Nixon och en stor swimmingpool. Nixon dök, gång på gång, och efter varje dyk kom han upp till ytan tomhänt, ty detta var hans öde i Helvetet. Nja... sa George. Jag tror inte detta är något för mig.
Jag är inte så bra på att simma så jag kommer inte riktigt att orka med detta dag efter dag. Djävulen nickade förstående och ledde George till det andra rummet.
Där stod Tony Blair med en slägga, omgiven av stora stenblock.
Det enda han gjorde var att svinga sin slägga, gång på gång på gång. Nej, jag har problem med en axel. Skulle jag krossa sten hela dagarna skulle jag ständigt ha en fruktansvärd smärta i min axel, sa George Djävulen ledde då George till det tredje rummet och öppnade dörren.
George häpnade över det han såg, för där inne låg Bill Clinton naken på rygg med händer och fötter fastkedjade vid golvet. Böjd över honom satt Monica Lewinsky och gjorde det som hon gör bäst. George sken upp, nickade ivrigt och sade, Jepp, det här tror jag nog att jag kan stå ut med. Djävulen log och sade : OK Monica, du kan gå!
George Bush had a heart attack and died, whereupon he came to the gates of hell where the devil stood and waited for him. The devil welcomed him and said:
"I have a small problem: You are on my list but I have too little space in here. Since you definitely belong here, I have a suggestion.
I have three people who do not really needs to be here as much as you. I was going to actually let one of the three go and let you take their place.
I'll even let you decide who can go, so you can take his place. Given the situation he was in, George thought that this sounded pretty good and went with the devil's suggestions.
They went into Hell and the Devil opened the door to the first room.
Inside it was Richard Nixon and a large swimming pool. Nixon appeared, again and again, and after each dive, he came to the surface empty handed, for this was his fate in Hell. Well ... said George. I do not think this is something for me.
I'm not a good swimmer so I will not really be able to handle it day after day. The devil nodded understandingly and led George to the other room.
There was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer, surrounded by large boulders.
All he did was swing the hammer, time after time after time. No, I have a problem with a shoulder. If I would be crushing rock all day, I would always have a terrible pain in my shoulder, said George to the Devil then led George to the third room and opened the door.
George was amazed at what he saw, for there was Bill Clinton naked on his back with your hands and feet shackled to the floor. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky and did what she does best. George lit up, nodded enthusiastically and said, Yeah, this, I think I can bear this! The devil smiled and said, OK Monica, you can go!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
