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Hola mis Compadres, Como nuestro Presi
LuisCapo Renuncio, yo decidí hacer un golpe de Estado y Tomar la Cámara de Congresistas, y Auto declaro Emperador del Primer Imperio Sacro-Comunista-Trollista Mexicano (Lo de Sacro es por que nuestra sReligion será la del Mexicanismo (Si ósea nuestro sDios será nuestra sPatria.
A cabo, soy Héroe de Guerra
Solo les diré una Cosa, yo estaré Medio Inactivo, ya que yo Trabajo en la Vida Real, y voy a la escuela, desde las 8AM hasta las 9 PM, durante TODA la semana.
Ademas, hablo Ingles Perfect, Perfect.
Yo estaré Gobernando desde la Hermosa Polonia (Lugar donde te pagan 1 Gold por día) ya que los Brasileños y los Búlgares han arruinado nuestra hermosa fauna y flora tirado su basura Industrial en nuestros Territorios. Por lo que planeo una Vendetta al Estilo Arnold Swezzernaizger (Como se escriba) contra esos Imperios Capitalistas del Mal
He aquí, mi Castillo Imperial donde hay Fiestas con Chicas sPolacas, sAlemanas, sAustriacas, sColombianas, y sMexicanas. todos los Viernes. Tenemos Vodka y Tequila para los que Apoyen al Imperio
Les Presento a Gemma, mi Ama de llaves.
Annie y Sofia son mis sSecretarias, que por cierto están para servirles a todos ustedes mis Camaradas en los que les plazca.
Estas son mis Propuestas:
1) Sexo Infinito(Babyboom)
Esto es sencillo, solo Jode o Trollea a alguien hasta que entre a este jueguito, Tu Emperador te regalará una cita gratis con Gemma para que se conoscan, si es que alcanzas la Medalla de Procreador (La de Sociedas).
2)Emigración
Sonará algo Alocado, pero en mi Gobierno, se te Autorizará viajar a Países donde te paguen un chingo para que tu ahorres y así puedas llegar al Codiciado millón en una Batalla, o para crear tu Propia Compañía para que Esclavices a la gente de Países Enemigos.
3)Humillar a Brasil o a un Enemigo Internacionalmente
Un dia como por los cambios de dia, nosotros nos juntaremos para que todos los que podamos hacer 1 millón de Damage, nos juntemos y simplemente Avergonzamos a uno de nuestros Enemigos, ya sea Brasil , o un país Gigante, como Bulgaria y Lituana
4)Hacer del Troll parte de nuestra Cultura
Se creara El Sacro Escuadrón Troll para trollear a nuestros Enemigos en momento de Invasión por parte de Nosotros
5) Día Mensual del Trolleo
Cada 28 de cada mes, se asignara una Orden Especial de Trolleo hacia una Nación Enemiga en algún Canal de Mibbit, para que los molesten, y sientan que sMéxico siempre estará vivo, andando y coleando.
Eso será como un:
Bueno, los dejo, Yo por ahí tratare de seguir con mi golpe de estado para Tomar el Poder y Auto declararme Emperador.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
