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A 747 had crashed in the middle of the Atlantic and only 3 men survived.
They found themselves stranded in a remote island and after walking for a few miles they discovered that it was inhabited by cannibals.
The cannibals gathered together and decided to give the men a challenge. If they completed their challenge...then they would live. If not...then they would die.
The 3 men were told to head into woods and bring back as much fruit as their hands could carry. The 3 men did as they were told and in no time the 1st man came back with 10 apples in his arms. He was then told by the head of the clan to drop his pants and bend over. The head of the clan would then shove every single apple in his *** and if the man could make it through without making a single sound then he would live. If not then he would have his head chopped off.
The man pulled down his pants and bent over. 1 apple...2 apples...3 apples...but on the 4th apple he squeaked with pain and then WHACK!!! He got his head cut off.
The 2nd man came back will his arms full of grapes, at least 80 of them. He was told to do the same as the man before him and just as the clan's leader was about to put the last grape in his butt...the man laughed. And WHACK!!! His head was cut off.
Up in heaven the 2nd man came across the 1st man gaping at him disbelievingly. "Dude! What the hell?! You had only one grape left! Why the hell did you laugh?"
The 2nd man shook his head and grinned. "I couldn't help it, man. I really couldn't." He laughed. "When I looked up I saw that the last guy was running back with pineapples in his hands."
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
