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Well anyways, just in case you guys still like jokes, here's something from an anonymous person that I know who doesn't participate in eSim (currently):
You know what I'm great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word 'trivial' in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial -- as in not important. Trivial -- as in maybe you should've gone to grad school.
I'm not that great at coming up with stuff to publish, so you guys (the viewers) need to help me out. PM me stuff to post. I think I might be desperate enough to give out 0.5 gold (or maybe more. depends on quality & if it's mostly clean b/c kids play this too.) or food or weapons, etc. per joke/quote/interesting fact/etc. I publish to the submitter.
So put in the PM this info:
~the joke/quote/interesting quote/url of an interesting photo/etc. that you want to submit
~specify if you're submitting it for gold, a Q5 food/gift, Q1 weapons, etc., or just for the heck of it. basically, state what you'd like in return if I publish what you submit.
~if you would like to be mentioned in the article (i.e. submitted by {whatever your username is here}) or you would like to be stated as anonymous (i.e. submitted by anonymous) or not mentioned at all
If you guys want to submit something else so I can publish it, just PM me it. I'll publish it as long as it's not biased and is clean. So if you want to announce a Election Day sale, pm me the day before (preferably) so I have time to prepare an article. Or if you have a job offer, same thing. Or need a loan fast & don't want to go through Liberty Bank, I'll post that you need (insert currency here). I mean, after all, Liberty Bank works only with gold right now... Okay, the last one wasn't a great example b/c I would see if I could do it for you myself first.
And now a lesson in comic art:
I personally thought second row, first one was amusing.
This is for me to rant about iPhone reception issues:
And until you guys finish commenting about the future of this newspaper, I bid you adieu.
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limmy
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
