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Pričaju tri čoveka u kafani o svojim ženama (baš su položile vozački ispit)kaže prvi:
- Moja žena, otkako je položila taj ispit, u krevetu samo menja brzine.
kaže drugi:- Moja žena, otkako položi taj ispit, u krevetu samo viče: gas, gas, gas!!!
kaže treci:- nije vam to nista, ljudi moji. Ona moja nesretnica otkad je položila taj ispit, samo legne u krevet, razširi noge, i kaše "sipaj 30 litara!"
Klavir
Vida je cele dneve in noči noči igrala klavir.Mahanik: "Prišel sem vam uglasiti klavir."Vida: "Saj nisem nič naročila!"Mehanik: "Naročili so mi vaši sosedje!"
Črne Oči
Kaj rečeš ženski z dvema črnima očesoma?Nič, ji je že bilo dvakrat povedano.
Kosilo
"No, dragi, kakšno se ti je zdelo današnje kosilo?""Jebemti, žena, a bi se spet rada skregala?!"
Nosečnost
Ena ženska srednjih let je bila že v pozni nosečnosti. Ko je nakupovala obleke za dojenčka, jesrečala prijateljico, s katero se že kar nekaj let ni videla. Tudi ona je imela velik trebuh, zato jovpraša:"A ti tudi pričakuješ? A že veš, al bo fantek al punčka?"Prijateljica: "Ne, ne, trebuh je od piva."
V Drogeriji
V drogerijo je prišel gospod in vprašal:
"Kdo je moji ženi včeraj dal lepilo namesto zobne paste?"
"Najbrž jaz," je oklevajče dejal mlad prodajalec.
"Hvala ti, tu imaš jurja," je dejal gospod.
Napihovanje
Sinko sliši hrup v spalnici. Potrka in vstopi. Zagleda mamo na očetu in vpraša:
"Kaj pa delata?" Mama zardi in odgovori:
"Očetu skačem po trebuhu, da mu ga malo sploščim, saj vidiš kako napetega ima."
Sinko razmišlja in pravi:
"Mama, zaman se trudiš, popoldne ko tebe ni doma, pa prihaja soseda in mu ga napihuje!"
Denar
"Včeraj si že spet ob enih ponoči prišel domov!"
"Kaj morem, če mi pa je zmanjkalo denarja ..."
Po Poroki
Oče in sin se pogovarjata. Pa pravi oče sinu:
"Ah, sin moj, kaj je prava sreča boš spoznal šele po poroki."
"Kaj res," ga vpraša sin.
"Oh da, ampak takrat bo že prepozno," mu odvrne oče.
Ljubček
Poštena punca ima fanta, pametna ima ljubčka, ki zna kuhati in prati; najpametnejša pa ljubčka, ki mu kuha in pere žena.
Upam da ste zadovolni.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
