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Više nema nikakvih tajni, odavno se zna da Lithuhuania hoce da se njena teritorija prostire preko legendarnog Balkana na kom su se ratovi odigravali i prije nego sto su geknuli i zanji dinosaursi. Moć litvanaca lezi u njihovoj aktivnosti, a razlog njihove aktivnosti su njihove žene koje od svoje ,,ljepote" ne daju gledat' u sebe.

Primjer: sl. 1) miss lithuhuanije


sl. 2) obicna riba iz Srbije


Prema mojim informacijama koje dolazi od svukundalem, a najvise iz provjerenih izvora postoji 5 glavnih razloga zasto lithuhuanci hoce da se nasele preko nasih njiva, a to su:

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Lav pivo, pivo od kog i streberi postaju najvece face. Proizvedeno od grupe Carlsberg Srbija sa ne tako davno poboljšanom ambalažom koja lithuhuancima sluzi kao zamena za normale zene pa imaju mokre snove ako ga sanjaju.
Naravno ovo pivo ima i svog retardiranog brata ,,Lav Twist" koji konzumiramo u posebnim prilikama, recimo kad pijemo tablete ili kad se treznimo.

br. 2)

Karlovacko pivo je razlog zbog kog sam pola svog skolovanja proveo po kafanama, moja preporuka je da pijete točeno. To je pivo koje se najvise izvozi iz Hrvatske, a jedan veliki dio uvjek zavrsava kod mene. I ovo pivo ima svog retardiranog brata ,,radler", a svrha mu je ista kao u lavovog buraza sa posebnim potrebama.

br. 3)

Jelen pivo je jedno od dva najpopularnija piva u Srbiji (uz Lav naravno), jedan je od najvecih srpski brendova, a moja preporuka je da ga konzumirate u maloj flasi 0.33. Njegov retardirani brat Jelen fresh se trosi daleko daleko manje od originala.

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Pan pivo u zadnjih nekoliko godina dosta radi na poboljsanju svog kvaliteta i ukusa, naravno ukus je vazniji koga jos boli tuki za kvalitet. Najpopularnija verzija pana je limenka od 0.5l i koristi se jako mnogo na rostiljima, kampovanjima i slicnim zaebancijama. Retardirani brat mu je kao i od prva tri primjera, a ako imate problema sa stolicom probajte bezalkoholni Pan, jer mora negde da izadje, na rč ili na usta!

br. 5) Glavni razlog sam cuvao za kraj, a to je:


Najzastupljeniji automobil na srpskim cestama, legenda i apsolutni car svih automobila. Lithuhuanci bi tako umesto godisnjeg u nekoj egzoticnoj zemlji gledajuci neke zaebancije kao sto su kip slobode, one vodopade od one bicarke niagre gledali sa svojih terasa preljepu kolonu korala 45. 55. itd.

Zato moramo da svi zajedno, svim srcem i svom svojom snagom da oteramo lithuhuance na mesto odakle su dosli, a mozda i dalje. Naravno vaše je da mi pomognete da pokupim MM medalju i da golde skrsim na lithuhuance, zato cepajte po
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