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Forget about war for a moment, let's relax
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One day, there's a france man who have a Big Birdie and he proud of it, sometimes he show it to people in a restaurant or anywhere he could. Then, he was challenged to prove that he has the biggest birdie in the world. So the story begun here.
He came to Indonesia and ask to a Cundum(sensored) merchant
The man: Hey, do you have a CNDM(sensored) as big as my "Gun"?
Indonesian merchant: no, i didn't, it's too big!
The man: okay(Proud and happy)
And in china
The man: Hey, do you have a CNDM(sensored) as big as my "Eagle"?
Chinese guy: sorry, no. it's too big sir!
The man: okay, xie xie (He's getting prouder of himself)
But when he came to Saudi Arabia, everything's changed
Arabic Seller: what are you looking for, sir?
The man: i'm looking for CNDM(sensored) as big as my Scimitar(Arabian Big Sword)
Arabic seller: (yelled to his employee) Furqon! gimme a KID-SIZE CNDM(SENSORED)
The man: Surprised and cried T_T
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Jadi sebenernya gua nulis joke ini mungkin ada beberapa yang udah tau, tapi enjoy aja ya
JOKE 1
Suatu hari, ada pria bule prancis yang kelaminnya berukuran sangat besar, dia sangat bangga dan seringkali memamerkannya ke orang-orang, suatu hari iya tertantang untuk membuktikan, adakah alat pengaman hubungan intim yang cocok dengan alat kelaminnya, ia berkeliling dunia termasuk ke indonesia dan berhenti di sebuah toko.
BULE: Apakah anda menjual Kondom ukuran sebesar "Sangkar emas" saya ini?
PEDAGANG INDO: waduh, Mister! kalau yang segede gitu sih ga ada di sini
BULE: wow! Teri-makasih(dengan logat bule dan perasaan bangga)
Dia pun melanjutkan "TOUR" gilanya tersebut ke Cina, dan berhenti di sebuah toko, dan berbicara bahasa cina yang kalau diterjemahin gini.
BULE: Lu olang jual kundum yang sebesal "senapan" oek ga?
PEDAGANG CINA: wah, oek mah jualna yang standal, yang itu telalu besal!
BULE: oooh xie xie! (dengan perasaan bangga dan yakin kalau punya dia tak ada tandingannya)
Namun, semuanya berubah saat ia pergi ke Saudi Arabia. Keyakinannya pudar saat terjadi percakapan dengan pemilik toko yang sedang menggantikan pegawainya yang berada di gudang untuk mengisi stok.
BULE: Assalamualaikum! anta jual alat pengaman intim yang sebesar "Scimitar"(pedang arab yang besar) ane ga?
PEDAGANG ARAB: Waalaikumusalam! ooooh yang begitu sih ane ada banyak yaa sayyid(wahai tuan)
Si bule pun kaget, karna selama ini ia merasa bahwa "pusakanya" lah yang terbesar di dunia. Namun ia tetap optimis dan berpikir bahwa si pemilik hanya mencocokkan saja,
Namun......
PEDAGANG ARAB: Furqon! ambilin ane kundom ukuran anak-anak!
BULE: T_T(nangis)
Yah, gitulah akhirnya, sorry kalau meurut kalian garing
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