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Sve je počelo ovako: jedan glavonja zvani bombash (Stefan), inace moj dobar prijatelj, poznat nadugo i nasiroko po svojoj lepoti (koliko je lep govori cinjenica da niko ne moze gledat' u njega) zaljubio se u jednu vrelu devojcicu koja ima najbolji traktor na balkanu. Ta devojcica je slucajno moja komadantica i toliko je stroga da svi iz jedinice moramo da joj klanjamo i ponasamo se prema njoj kao prema bozanstvu.
Posto je bombash malo na svoju ruku (da ne kazem udaren) nije smeo da pridje Akici ili bilo sta da joj kaze morao sam ja nekako da mu pomognem, a on zauzvrat obecao da ce mi dati dojavu na kladzi da ubijem paru. I tak jednog dana posle treceg ili cetvrtog klanjanja njenoj presvetlosti Akici-V tak ja malo nahvalim bombasha, nalazem se ko izluda, nezz ni sam sta sam sve slago i tak ja nalozim Akicu na bombasha. Nakon nekog vremena pitam ja bombasha ludog sta ce biti od one dojave, a on se sav ubahatio i iskulirao me.
To mu vjerovatno ljubav mozak poela pa sam morao malo da ga spustim na zemlju, a mozda ga je i Akica previse izgrizla pa mu pomutila pamet.
Jednostavno nisam mogao to da podnesem, mene neko da zajebe za dojavu, pa bolje da mi je slomio 17 rebara nasumicnim redosledom. I tak ja maksimalno nabrijan dovedem bombashovu staru ljubav iz vrtićkih dana krejzicoamadrfakr -a koji je navodno najobdareniji nackli sto je ikad pohadjao taj vrtic sam' sto je malo nastran. Znao sam da bombash ne moze odoliti svom starom zagondziji pa sam se dogovorio sa krejzijem da snimimo neke 18+ stvari koje su radili.
Napijem se ko sjekira, skupim svu mogucu hrabrost da izadjem pred Akicu i pokazem joj snimak i tuf.... istavi me Akica iz patika i jedva sam je namolio da me ne izbaci iz jedinice. Kad je Akica dofatila bombasha on vise nije bio ni za sarme i tak jadnicak nije imao druge nego promjeni pol i postane casna sestra.
Sad stefana pod novim imenom ,,panonius" pusi svakakve materije u nekom manastiru i place slusajuci srceparajuce pjesme, recimo ovu: BR - P http://youtu.be/Vl4JbaPFLo8.
Cica mica, mozda je i gotova prica, a mozda i bude nastavka ako mi ne posalju nekog zaebanog placenog ubicu za vrat
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
