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Hallo und herzlich Willkommen zu meiner neuen Zeitschrift, dem Nebelspalter!
Ich habe es mir zur Aufgabe gemacht, regelmässig brandaktuelle oder immens wichtige Themen wie "Wer hat der Ente den Schall geklaut?", "Wer hat die Banane verbogen?", "Barbara streut Sand - Aha, und w(ies)o?" und dergleichen aufzugreifen und [strike]dermassen in den Dreck ziehen [/strike] die Pro's / Kontras darzulegen.
Anm. der Redaktion: Kann und wird ironische, sarkastische, zynischen und/oder schwarzhumoristisches Inhalte ausweisen - FSK 16
Damit zu meinen ersten Themen:
- Babyboom? Was ist das und brauchen wir das?
- Forever alone... s-Deutschlands Zukunft? Oder was hecken unsere Minister da aus?
1.) die alljährliche Open-Air-Saison nach einem Produktionsengpass von Ceylor, Durex und Co.
2.) Woodstock lässt grüssen
3.) Stromausfall an Feiertagen
4.) Mein Wunschprojekt für s-Deutschland!
Mal ehrlich Jungs, wir sind gerade mal 100 Nasen stark, was wollen wir schon gross anstellen? Ähm, hallo? Wir sind DE, einst eine der grossen Mächte, Chefs unserer eigenen (bösen) Achse, also bitteschön, etwas mehr Rekrutierungswille und Enthusiasmus hier! Lasst uns die Propagandamaschinen von anno Dazumal wieder in Gang bringen und für viele kleine Sonnenki.... ääääh, s-Deutsche sorgen! Unser werter CP setzt sich zum Ziel, 5 neue aktive Spieler. Wir schaffen locker 50! YES, WE CAN!
Wir brauchen nicht nur Nachwuchs, wir brauchen auch Allianzen, mächtige Verbündete, kleine doofe Länder zum schikanieren, wir brauchen Cochones! Oder so. Vom einstigen Leader der Ally dAdB (die Achse des Bösen) zu: ja wozu genau. Auf dem Papier haben wir "offiziell" Verbündete. Aber müssen unser Land an Polen vermieten, damit uns die Feinde nicht überrennen? Erzähl das mal dem Erich, der würd glatt die Mauer wieder wollen. Wir brauchen Leute mit Schmackes, Durchschlagskraft und vor Allem Manneskraft und Kampfeswillen! Schaffen wir das? Na logo! Mit geschätzten 500 Gold im Bestechungsfond, viel guter Mine zum bösen Spiel und nem riesen Haufen Glück.
Nein, im Ernst *hust*. Wir brauchen Bündnisse, um das gemeine Volk mit Krieg von Daheim verwöhnen zu können! Brot und Spiele!
Und beim nächsten Mal lesen Sie hier:
- Die geheimen Liebeleien des Minister X - was steckt wirklich dahinter?
- Babyboom, die Zweite
- Kritik, Kritik, Kritik... und nen Haufen Schulterklopfer für den super Typen hier
So, jetzt erstmal die Tastatur in den Tiefkühler werfen.
An dieser Stelle erstmal Tschüsschen für Heute, bis demnächst!
PS: Bei Risiken und Nebenwirken nerven Sie weder den Redakteur, noch den Verlag. Briefbomben werden ungeöffnet in die Büros der ACTA-Tüftler weitergeleitet.
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Startup (14 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
