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Day : 3398
Location : London
Vol/Issue : Just For Fun/0004
Article : 00011
This is the fourth part of the series 'Worldwide fun' which was introduced three years back, just for making you all laugh or atleast a make smile on your face. Don't forget to vote and subscribe!..
Note : Article 00010 based on Stock company Exploitation by a certain Citizen was deleted by staff since the suspected person was named in the article.
What is a new year's resolution?...
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time and money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.
This New Year’s, I’m going to make a resolution I can keep. No dieting all year long.”
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.
December 31st.
Every family has one weird relative!..
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Dance like no one is watching!..
Because they are not.
They are checking their phones.
Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?..
Same middle name.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”
The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.
A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane’s dog and she was like, “I’ve never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?”
Have you noticed that all bottled water has the “best before” date printed on it? The water has circled the earth for four billion years … But now it’s ruined?..
Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
