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askafahu .Hey doggo, give me a smile.
How many legs you have?
I'm not gonna lie. 3. My tail is actually a leg which from time to time I take inside of me when I'm lonely.
Now, we all need to know this. Tell us, how are you so furry and handsome at the same time?
A good magician never reveals his secrets. It all started when I was 4, or 2 and a half. My parents used to shave their public and armpit hair on me. It's the way I smile is what makes me handsome and irresistible. Just like kids (If you're a pedo) and passed out women (If you're...)
Appearently, you are the biggest b***t of The Cartel chat. But let's be honest here. Who is your one true love?
Well tbh, my true love is a lady who happens to be a mushroom. It's just something magical that just glued us together, you know that true love feeling. His big fat eggplant shooting future babies on my face. Really amazing.
Imagine. You're in a bar. And that sexy chick won't stop checking on you. You need to take her home tonight or else you will break down and start crying. What is your move to pick her up?
I'd actually observe what she likes, after analyzing I'll make a swift move, grab a drink while being on my way to her and then slip and fall on her. Ruining her makeup and then screaming like a little b***h after seeing her actual face under the 20kg plaster. I'll then apologize and wink, she'd be so sad and depressed that she'd want me to talk to her and comfort her. That's when I make the real move
You're dating that girl, who is a huge Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj fan. The question is: Why?
I'm known to make terrible choices in life, but I guess that's how life is. You make the toughest choices and then learn and get better. I mean look at any dictator, they topple the government and are then killed and they learn from that and you never see the same guy toppling the government ever again. On a positive note, at least she's not a fan of that gucci gang guy and the others.
What is your regular breakfast?
It actually depends on my mood. I am a no breakfast guy (I know das bad). I'd only drink water, tea, coffee or you know :3 and leave. Not sure if eating something 5/6 hours after waking up is considered as breakfast but I eat whatever that is made for lunch (if not kibble). My diet is usually boiled food and then fast food :3
You, Lady Mushroom and Vasilije69 are in a desert. You all are so dehydrated that you're almost gonna die. You have enough water to save only one of them with you. Who you would share your water with?
I'd either accidentally drop the water, or if that doesn't happen then I would give the water to Lady Mushroom because Vasilije69 and I can drink the goddess' piss. Bear Grylls or whatever that jackass's name is does it, [(between you and me)(ofc buddy)] Vas and I would enjoy it tbh, in fact we'd even pay for it. I hate it when some people spit, swallowing is so beneficial for the body. We'd also see Caio passing by on his jeep while screaming "SPEAK LESS"
*NSFW* Give our audience a nude
Would you give me 1000 golds?
Absolutely, I have 200 right now. I can send them if you want.
I need to add something about the game to the article, so staff won't put this article on "fun" section
If you had the chance to ban someone from this server, who'd it be?
Actually I have never thought about that. But now that I think about it. It would be gmsk3e. Also known as
FMSK3E .
What is the hardest part of being a doggo?
Taking a bath, I mean you always need someone to wash you and because of that I cant say that I am a self-reliant and independent doggo. Picking soap up with my mouth is the worst and I really get depressed when I think about not being able to do all that by myself. Then when I go to the zoo, all the other animals laugh at me because they're all independent ;-;
Also, I love to crack jokes and be funny but some people find me annoying and I just cant help it. And another thing that's depressing is when people don't understand the joke I make, the details and those deep jokes which touch your soul.
And what are the privilages?
I can get away with murder. I mean no one would suspect a doggo in a murder scene. You see, that's how you see doggos near crime scenes and other doggos are brought there to interrogate the doggos but all doggos are from da hood, ye we smoke weed and a braddas from da hood. We no snitch.
What are the advantages and disadvantages of using torrent?
Torrents are guilty pleasure. Everyone does it but no one admits. The advantages would be that you'd have access to all the p*rn (any quality) and all the "fappening Jennifer Lawrence" pics available in 4k quality. The disadvantages would be if you hear a loud bang at the door and a scream that would send chills down your spine FBI OPEN UP
What is the worst memory of yours about e-sim?
That would be when I used to be on irc and whenever Mardro came online. I used to say "I smell something."
"MARDRO!"
And he was always like, "What?". 2/3 years later I legit found out. That the French are known to not bathe.
He left the game so I cant even apologize to him. I dunno why I used to just ping him while saying I smell something, I hope he forgives me. Nohting that I knew him for 1/2 years and each day used to say that whenever he was on. The joke that I used to refer to him was Mr Krabs and Plankton from Spongebob. But I guess I was unlucky that he was French and somehow they are not very fond of baths.
What is wrong with guys with dyed red hair?
Das brain damage, when your brain actually leaks blood thus turning your hair red. Also you never know if they're a guy or girl or both or a unicorn.
Thank you for joining this interview. Share your favourite meme with us as a goodbye
I hope it wasn't boring xD. And thank you for interviewing me. I appreciate it a lot that you took out the time to interview a doggo.
This is a current one. Happened to me twice but I was the gurl
You and I should marry. I mean it.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
