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Mi siete mancati, tutti, pure tu che stai leggendo questo articolo cercando di capire cosa ho scoperto. Bene, non ho intenzione di deludere le tue aspettative, quindi let's go!
Sono passati diversi giorni dal mio ultimo articolo, votato da 6 persone. Vi odio, maledetti zozzi che leggete senza votare! Vota! non fare l'abusivo! e iscriviti! fammi sentire famoso! fammi sentire uno you tubbber, senza "you" e senza "tubber". Fatto? Bravo. Hai vinto. Cosa? LA COSA CHE HO SCOPERTO! Lo so, sei confuso. Capita. Anche a me, a volte capita di essere così confuso da colpirmi da solo. Hai capito la citazione? eh? bravo. Non l'hai capita? capita.
Dunque, la storia di stasera è molto particolare. Venerdì scorso ho partecipato ad un convegno internazionale sul montaggio, uso e smontaggio di sedie preconfezionate. Due palle, però ho capito una cosa molto importante: nella vita le sedie servono. Una sedia è essenzialmente costituita da assi di legno fissate tra loro mediante chiodi. Ogni chiodo, a sua volta, è costituito da un corpo culminante in una capocchia. La Capocchia, si.
Comunque sia, il promoter delle sedie che animava il convegno, ad un certo punto mi indica. Io rimango impassibile, completamente assorto nei miei pensieri su quanto fossero utili le sedie. Il promoter continua ad indicarmi. Dopo un'ora è ancora li, con l'indice puntato verso il mio naso. Mi sono dimenticato di dire che nella stanza c'eravamo soltanto io, lui e 40 sedie, perchè alla fine a chi cazzo può interessare un convegno sulle sedie?. A me. Ma neanche troppo. Dopo 3 ore di assoluto silezio decido di intervenire: mi alzo ed esclamo "il treno regionale 22345 per Firenze Porta Nuova è in partenza dal binario 4, attenzione, allontanarsi dalla linea gialla!". Il promoter mi guarda stupito ed esclama "grazie a te ho scoperto una cosa" e io:"cosa?" e lui:"
barcity " e io:"bravo" e lui:"grazie".
English version....a special thanks to Gogle Traslate becouse i'm a ignurant
I missed you all, even you who are reading this article trying to figure out what I discovered. Well, I'm not going to disappoint your expectations, so let's go!
It's been several days since my last article, voted by 6 people. I hate you, you damn Zakaria you read without voting! Vote! Don't be abusive! and sign up! Make me feel famous! Let me hear one you tubbber, without "you " and without "Tubber ". Did? Good. You win. What? The thing I found out! I know, you're confused. happen. I, too, sometimes happen to be so confused as to hit me alone. Do you understand the quotation? Huh? Good. Don't you get it? happen.
So tonight's story is very special. Last Friday I attended an international conference on the Assembly, use and dismantling of prepackaged chairs. Two balls, but I understand something very important: in life the chairs serve. A chair is essentially made up of wooden planks fixed to each other by means of nails. Each nail, in turn, consists of a culminating body in a pinhead. The Pinhead, yes.
However, the promoter of the chairs that animated the conference, at some point shows me. I remain impassive, completely absorbed in my thoughts on how useful the chairs were. The promoter keeps pointing at me. After an hour is still there, with the index pointed at my nose. I forgot to mention that in the room there was only me, he and 40 chairs, because in the end who can fu** a conference on chairs?. to me. But not too much. After 3 hours of absolute Silezio I decide to intervene: I get up and I exclaim "The regional train 22345 for Firenza Porte Nuove is departing from track 4, attention, move away from the Yellow line! ". The promoter looks at me amazed and exclaims "Thanks to you I discovered something " and I: "What? " and he: "
barcity " and I: "Bravo" and he: "Thanks ".
Grazie per avermi regalato 3 minuti di perdizione,
Sgarliff
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
