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Sitting banned! Conspiracy in the highest ranks!
Sitting became illegal by yesterday midnight, please, do not sit while playing e-sim! Make sure you are standing or lying all the time.


First citizen unaware of new law already got punished


After spineless conspiracy took over the world of e-sim and took sitting as offensive (as those behind it are unable to sit due to the lack of a spine), sitting quickly made it to the grey area of law, being taken as offensive when practised in public. This all have been changed since day 2345, when sitting was declared to be illegal and punishable by jail, in case of short-term sit, and by death in case of sitting over longer period of time or repeated sitting.

Consequences of quick introduction
Quick installation and immediate enforcing of global law, called as no-sit law by many, created a wave of fear in general public, as many have been informed long after promulgation and already sat down multiple times after new law being approved. Leaders of the e-sim world aslo put special forces to action, tasked to find all sitting citizens and force them to stand or lie in an instant. Intervention of police and army forces was called upon by many supranational organizations, including UN, after first arrested were brought to justice not knowing about commiting crime.

Series of strikes in Slavic countries
Putting sitting out of legal area became huge problem in former USSR countries, as locals are now unable to squat while preforming their daily duties, resulting in strikes in most companies all over the Eastern Europe. Local governments are now trying to find adequate substitute for popular squatting, however the only solution currently seen is planking, which have come out of fashion several years ago.

Gamers offended by no-sit
Many companies reacted quickly and removed sitting from their products. Popular Swedish-founded ready-to-assemble furniture selling company turned down all their chairs from sale and is expected to have lost more than 2.3bil dollars just by the end of this month.
Most game developers also reacted quickly and removed any sitting pose from their products. Professional team Godsent lost it's match in professional game to another team, Natus Vincerne, by being unable to make their in-game characters duck as it resembles sitting position, while their oponent, team mixed of Ukrainians and Russians, never knew about now-gone feature to make their character lower and had strategies adjusted to this playstyle. Gaming analysists expect huge outflow of money from gaming industry as "Games without sitting are just boring and not ment to be played"

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