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For now it's only a privilege of one player who got to a legendary status in this game and got it after so much work to do it and that is
Zevzek .
But, don't despair you also can get to it if you follow this simple guides on "How to" and have your mind fixed on only this.
First and most important thing is, you need to be a veteran player like Zevzek, which means you can't get the achievement unless you are at least 60+ months in game (sadly a lot of us including me will never get this achievement and that ruins my desire for life every day,i cried myself to sleep the other night):
But if you did managed to push to 60 + months well kudos to you, you are one step closer to become something special in this game, people will sing song about you.
Next thing you have to fulfill is that YOU, not under any conditions, can do more dmg then 4.2 kkk total, if you pass this limit and you are 60+ months in game that will mean that you actually know what you are doing and with that being said "N00b achievement" is is now just a good dream for you, you will fall into dark which is regular good players, just one of the crowd.
Zevzek total dmg 4,128,005,162 , this is why he is one of a kind and we are all obsolete too him.
If you got that done, well yi pi ka yay mother*ucker you are on you way, your faith is strong, and new horizon's are now open too you.
3rd step is really important , to prove how much you are bad in this game you need to have less XP then players with 2x less time spent in game then you:
He just keeps rolling,FORCE is strong in this one
Now listen carefully, because if you got all this done, you are slowly becoming immortal in this game and that is a hard burden to carry, you have only 2 thing to go for still, first one is to get 500+ subscribers but you have to get under 10 votes on your article to prove how lame you are (yeah i know, hard thing to get, even impossible i hear you say, but have in mind nobody said this will be easy):
Zevzek achieved that also in the article named "Naprsla Čaša" just a couple of days ago, but then he said "I'll delete it, i't won't be fair to other players, i want too inspire more players to be like me, it's a lonely life of a God" and as we see What a gentleman he is .
And FINAL thing is,
you can't be noob in all your right and get all of this without having full Q6 set..You ask yourself "But why would i do this, that would actually make me good?Right?" and in that thinking you would be wrong, let me explain, whenever you look at profile like that you would ask yourself "Well damn, this dude is 66 months in game, since day 1, has full Q6 but his profile is still so miserable?!" only in that moment it will come too you why, he ACHIEVED it and become NOOB SUPREME.
THE END.
Hail
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Evolution: Current roster (8 years ago)
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Leaving game (8 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
