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Eu sou o Ricardo Araújo Pereira, perdão,
Carlitos23 e isto é a Mixórdia de Temática, ups, Mortais de Desgraça.
Ao longo desta campanha eleitoral assistimos a vários relatos de beatas que falavam entre si no fim da missa que isto ia dar molho e, uma delas está aqui hoje em entrevista ao jornal Portugal em Movimento para nos contar a sua reação a estas eleições.
Muito boa tarde senhora dona Ircolina diga-nos lá o que achou destas eleições?
Muito boa tarde senhor jornalista sabe, eu já adivinhava que ia haver molho mas não esperava tanto, até me deu a volta às tripas e perdi a virgindade.
Pois realmente foi uma campanha inesperada, mas o que achou dos candidatos?
Olhe se quer que lhe diga, deu-me a volta à figadeira só de saber que os candidatos eram estes e é muito simples, mas muito simples, vou-lhe explicar: O
Thundinho eu já o conheço a quase desde nascença quando eu ia aos domingos de manhã à missa do galo e passava na casa da mãe dele e ouvia ele a chorar eu dizia para mim «este moço um dia vai ser danado». Já o 
Daniel Romao é muito parecido com o meu tetra avô, se não tivesse morrido à três duas atrás diria que era ele com estas modernices dos gaiatos se pintarem para ir à rua.
De facto, muito interessante.
E sabe mais? Eu já previa que ia ganhar o Thundinho e sabe porquê? quer saber porquê? Porque me veio a menopausa e a última vez que me veio a menopausa foi quando eu previ que o meu 30º marido me estava a trair com outra (grande hora que lhe enfiei uma vassoura pela guela e até hoje está na minha sala de estar a servir de candeeiro)
Mas o que isso tem haver com as eleições de ontem?
Sabe o que tem haver? É que os meus netos passaram a vida a jogar aquele jogo, o e-não, durante todo o santo domingo que eu nem sabia se o doutor Salazar tinha ganho as eleições ou se estávamos na revolução dos cravos. E quer que lhe diga mais? Eu não estive atenta a nada disto porque sofro de cabeça à muitos anos, olhe eu já tenho 110 anos e ainda não me veio o período e isto dá a volta à cabeça de uma mulher.
Muito obrigado pela sua intervenção e esperamos que os nossos leitores tenham gostado deste primeiro episódio/rubrica e peço desculpa se ofendi alguém mas não foi minha intenção, apenas descomprimir algumas energias negativas que possam existir.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
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