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10. Os petistas subitamente descobrirão que existe uma crise econômica no País, e parece até que é grave. O escabroso meme "Apesar da Crise" será enterrado. Em seu lugar, petistas postarão noite e dia sobre a alta dos preços, as lojas fechadas, e seu mais novo companheiro: o desemprego.
9. Michel Temer e seu ministro da Saúde serão identificados com a dengue, a zika e o 'Aedes aegypti', e um apelido com algum desses termos logo vai emplacar (infelizmente para os petistas não foi ainda o tempo do Aedes Neves).
8. Humoristas que estavam até agora hibernando vão subitamente descobrir uma nova, inexplorada e revolucionária fonte de piadas: o governo. Subitamente o humor político ganhará com força a televisão. O presidente e seus ministros serão caricaturados, e termos hoje considerados chulos, ofensivos, etc. serão desferidos com muita fartura.
7. O meme "bela, recatada e do lar" será usado em toda a sua literalidade com Marcela Temer; cada passo da primeira-dama será explorado para fazer dela uma nova Cláudia Cruz.
6. Ao contrário do que aconteceu com a gloriosa Copa do Mundo, a principal empolgação por parte dos petistas com as Olimpíadas estará em criticar as obras caríssimas e a falta de legado e repetir toda aquela ladainha que vimos em 2013. Algum blogueiro "progressista" criticará o "uso político do evento" por parte de Temer. Pelo menos um presidente de país vizinho boicotará a cerimônia de abertura com grande alarde.
5. Subitamente veremos muitas reportagens que mostram que nossas universidades públicas estão quase desabando, que na verdade não são tão boas assim, e que - quem diria - estão repletas de analfabetos funcionais. Veremos vigorosas denúncias sobre as relações entre governo e empresas privadas no âmbito do ProUni. A UNE vai reverberar uma campanha de anistia das dívidas dos estudantes matriculados no Fies.
4. O tema da redação do Enem será criticado por todos os "influenciadores digitais" que tanto elogiaram a prova de 2015.
3. Petistas que não fazem a menor ideia de quem é Gim Argello, não sabem dizer o nome de um procurador de Curitiba e nem por um cargo comissionado poderiam citar três fases da Lava Jato virarão 'ombudsmen' da operação da noite para o dia, relacionando trechos de documentos, copiando parágrafos de inquéritos e vasculhando sites de advogados para compartilhar os inúmeros "erros processuais".
2. Por uma incrível força da natureza, os petebas de sempre vão passar a submeter cada ministro a uma extensa avaliação curricular, questionando seus méritos, desempenhos, conquistas, realizações e histórico escolar nos mínimos detalhes.
1. De queixo empinado, taça de vinho na mão e ao lado de uns tantos xeroxes grifados de Habermas, os acadêmicos de sempre vão nos lecionar que a solução, afinal de contas, passa pela reforma política.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
