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Hello everybody o7

Today something strange happened ..



You may noticed it already but let me tell you this story from my point of view..
i am pretty sure you will understand me/us better after reading this..


I maybe shoud tell you first what happened today in e-Germany.
Well we stupid e-germans were bored, our cp also so..

..he walked in

Guys this is shit “ he said

everything is boring here“ he said

100% Damage Bonus and we don´t have any open war “ he said and slaped Talgar with an empty bottle.


A few seconds later this happened





You may ask yourself why we accepted this law..

Everything started a few month ago..
We elected a new president.

He introduced himself as the Choosen-One and told us that he will make us much stronger.

He donated beer.. a lots of it and promised us that we will feel much better after drinking this.

And we really felt a lot better after drinking a few beers.
He told us also that we shoudn´t stop drinking because that woud make us weak.
So we never stoped.

While leaving Hydra Hocci took all the beer we had in germany.
He said that this stuff isn´t good for us.
We wanted to stop him but our president invited us to a party the night bevore and the only one who
would be able to walk was in France to buy milk because he don´t like alcohol.
So Hocci brought evertyhing to e-hungary and gave it to his soldiers..
he tought that this drink would give them the power for an victory over e-poland.
He didn´t know that the beer only works if the Chossen-One donate it to the soldiers by himself.


So back to topic.

We in Germany were in a bad situation, because we all had a hangover.
You know the feeling (headache, nausea, dizziness)

After a while our situation changed a bit.
We were still in this bad situation.. this dizziness..
man it was like hell

But there was something else... more and more we got .. agressiv
The Doctor call this condition Dreier Syndrom.


When hanf444 came back home today in the early morning hours, he told us something about a new drink called wine.

mardro has much of it “ he said

wine is also an alcoholic drink he told us


I can´t remember much after this moment he told this..
Only that something grabed me and pushed me into a big bus ..

Paris Paris wir fahren nach Paris ( Paris Paris we are driving to Paris) they sung ..

The End..



wait no... The beginning



We actually don´t belive in a vitory but we decided to bring back the “Fun” in this game ^^
When Admin can´t do it we shoud try the best for ourslelf #AntiNapland

Titani also shoud be happy because they can use some high Deffens-Systems to keep
the title as best Militäry Unit a little bit longer.
But if you ask them why they help so much they will may answer you that we (e-Germany) want to
kill the game and that France don´t have alli partners to save themself so better don´t ask them



Join us, attack a country you love and have fun together <3



Germany+Black Flag vs. NoNe ( GB,SWE,Russia,etc.)+Italy+Titani



Who will win ?




To funny if you ask me ^^

Have a nice day,
KFZV


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