Danasnji sponzor ovih novina je firma Weddheizer Kalicanin Iron Q1
Zdravo ljudi! Ovde vas redaktor I najomiljeniji pisac ovih novina, Kalicanin! Danas u SN. Novinama, pricacemo o:
- Vicevima
- Politika sveta
- Zaradjivanje para za pocetnike
- Visi Skok, 'Ajd U Vojsku
- Hajmo na Italiju
- Trebaju nam redaktori, novinara i ljudi da rade intervjuje!
- Gasi firmu, operacija otkaz!
- Nove Novine!
Ali prvo, VICEVI!
Tako je ljudi, nestade nam viceva iz cupa. Vas zadatak je da u komentaru napisete vasu najsmesniju salu ili foru koju znate. Ako mi se svidja, u sledecim novinama ili u smesnom novinama, ili u nasim novim novinama ce biti ubacene, I vi cete biti kreditovani i pisace vase ime!
Politika Sveta Politika politika. Precednice, sta dalje? Osvajacemo Italiju, kaze on! Hajd, napred Srbijo!
Ljudi trebaju ic u vojske, ali vojsku koju ja licno preporucujem je Garda. Garda Vam pruza opremu i oruzije za napade. Srecno svima, hajd na Italiju! Srbijo, sta se desava kod tebe?
- Politika I Situacija Trenutnog Balkana -
Na sredini mini-kontinenta Balkana mozemo uociti Srbiju koja pokriva pola teritorije Makedonije, pola teritorije Grcke, malo teritorije Hrvatske, Centralnu Teritoriju Italije ukljucujuci i Naples, I sada trenutno ide bitka za drugi deo Italije, Sicilija ipak ostaje ziva. Srbija pokriva teritoriju Crne Gore i Albanije. Grcka prekriva njenu originalnu teritoriju I teritoriju Turske. Bangladesh je upao u sredini Slovenije I prekinuo je Sloveniju i podelio je nju na dva dela. Hrvatska se prostrala na teritoriji Bosne i Hrvatske. Srbija idalje ima svoju originalnu teritoriju. Rusije skoro da nema, Svedska je ozbiljna u Skandinavijskim drzava, a Francuzi imaju pola Evrope. A sada, bitke! Trenutno sada je bitka Srbija napada Italiju, deo koji se zove Tuskanija! Srbija velikim delom osvaja a Italija uopste nemoze se odbraniti! Nadajmo se da rebel week nece unistiti nase Srpsko Carstvo. Srbi, skupljajte Q5 I spremajte se! Ja Vam kazem, potrudite se da imate Q5 oruzija I dobru hranu I dobre iteme, kada pocne Rebel Week. Bice to duga, duga I teska bitka da se Italija povrati I verovatno osvoji jos vise teritorije. Grcka brani Centralnu Anatoniju od Turske koja pokusava da se vraca. Grcka uspesno brani, ali niko nezna sta ce se uskoro desiti. Prekinuta je bitka Nemacka-Poljska na 50-50. Bitka je zavrsena, nereseno je. A sada, tutorijali!
Zaradjivanje para za pocetnike Pocetnici uvek imaju problema sa parama. Treba poceti bez ikakvih fabrika, dok ne skupite dosta para da ste sigurni da mozete da placate radnike. Kupio sam firmu Weddheizer Iron Q1 I sada je prodajem, tako da ako iko zeli Q1 iron firmu, kontaktirajte me ili idite na Company Market I kupite, ide za tacno 19 golda!
Tek kasnije, fabrike ORUZIJA su mogucnost. Fabrike irona ili bilo kojih prirodnih materijala nisu uspesne kada ste pocetnik. Najbrzi nacin za pare je naci dobar posao. Posle nekoliko dana videcete da se economy skill 2-3, tada dobijate vece pare. Maksimalana para po danu kada ste Economy Skill 3 je bila 15 dinara, moja, ali posto je moja firma zatvorena, najveca para je 13.62 dinara Economy Skill 3. Udjite na taj posao, radite i samo radite, I polako videcete da imate vise od 200 dinara. Posle nivoa 7 igrica Vam daje golde za igranje i level upovanje, tako da nemorate da brinete. Ovo je ukratko objasnjenje za neki najbolji posao I najbolje mogucnosti, I sta treba I ne treba uraditi. Ako zelite vise korisnih tutorijala, recite mi u komentarima.
Visi Skok, 'Ajd U Vojsku! Visi Skok 'Ajd U Vojsku je kampanja koju ja pokrecem, od danas. Promotise da udjete u vojsku, da napadate. Najbolja vojska koju ja preporucujem je Garda. Uclanite se u Gardu, I krenite u napad. Dobijacete hranu i iteme za napadanje drzava, I za odbranu. Napred Srbijo!
Hajmo na Italiju Rebel Week dolazi, Hajmo na Italiju! Bolje da se osvoji sto vise Italijanskih teritorija pre nego sto dodje rebel week, zato sto ce samo baciti ta Q5 oruzija I sve ce nas odneti, sto nije dobro. Ako dobijemo vise teritorija Italije, onda mozemo spreciti veliki napad Italije, I bice mali napad. Dok oni povrate Italiju, bice uveliko kraj Rebel Weeka. Hajde Srbijo, napred na Italiju!
Trebaju nam redaktori, novinara i ljudi da rade intervjuje! Kao sto je podnaslov, SN Novinama trebaju aktivni redaktori, novinara i ljude da vrse intervjuje sa poznatim licima SVIH zemalja. Ko hoce da se prijavi, I misli da moze da vrsi taj posao, neka mi posalje poruku!
Gasi firmu, operacija otkaz! Da citaoci, kao sto je neko od vas cuo, ja gasim Weddheizer Kalicanin Iron. Bila je pomalo glupa ideja, nisam imao toliko para da finansiram firmu. Firma kosta 19 golda, ko je zainteresovan, moze da je kupi na marketu. Ko hoce malo nizu cenu, neka mi samo posalje poruku I mozda cemo moci da prepravimo cenu.
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