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So, for my first article, I think the best is to present myself. But, as I'm to lazy to write that article, I've asked some friends to describe me.

Serbian Queen
Before describe BadGoneGoat, I would say something: he is my goat. He is ugly but I pardon him, it's not his false ! He don't have brain but he is funny ( Bouffon de moi ouais ouais ouais ). He don't really have friends so please be his friend!

What you have to keep from this is that I'm THE perfect Goat! And I'm pretty sure that I'm the smartest goat you all know


Mordax Rottmayr description:
The only talking goat I know.

Well, that's not totally try, I'm the only tipping goat he knows, he never heard me talk.

Dreier told:
Thanks Goat it's Friday and I'm drunk again!

Well, there is a mistake, apparently some people think I'm god. And we'll have to talk about this alcohol problem Dreier

Char Aznable says:
Goat like.

The mistake is very important in esim :O So many people take me for god...

wave510 told me that I:
accept his love.

For those who know wave510, you all know that you can't refuse it's love

And now, the longest and maybe the most accurate one from JoStar07 :
BadGoneGoat is my little noob who's still learning about this game.
I answer all his questions in game, I almost play for him and now.. he wants me to make a litte describtion about himself -.-

Jokes aside...

He's always ready to talk about anything you want and when you want. We can talk in different languages together... this makes us the perfect "spies" in mIRC channels (be aware)
This Goat is a very dedicated person. No wonder that he's a GO now and I'm sure he'll do it great.
I think he's always in a good mood... I really enjoy talking to him, about e-sim, baguettes or croissants...

Well, I worked the whole day and I'm a little tired to make a complete describtion but let's say in a few words who's BadGoneGoat for me...
He's one of my best friends that I've met in this game and he knows that I'm always ready to help him. <3

Thanks JoStar07, and your absolutely right I love good baguettes or croissants xD

And, to finish with class, paranoidmelon describes me with a unique word:
faggoat!

Thanks for you opinion, it's... interesting... On a certain way...

So, thanks to all the people who accepted to write this description of the Goat, it really helped me as you know that without fingers it's very difficult to write an article...

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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