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首先,這篇文章是很嚴肅的。所以請大家在觀看時不要喝水,進食。要本著認真學習的態度,用心去傾聽這裡所表達的思想,思考人生的意義。

昨天RDF群如往常般呈現出
瞎瞎:我要找兒媳!
蛋蛋:我有個妹妹!
肥羊:今天EC藥丸!
鳥爹:擼出血ing
雨總:玩女兒ing
……

這般和諧景象。

而我也如往常般認真的翻閱著各種網頁,學習著新知識。突然間一篇報紙 突然出現在我眼前。這篇文章就像是一束光,狠狠的刺瞎了我的雙眼,照亮了我的心靈。
此時,反(什)攻(麼)大(玩)陸(意)這四個字在我心中震盪著,為此我久久不能入睡。這時我睜著眼睛做了一個夢,在夢中時任CP夜王正在為反攻大陸而時刻操勞著,而站著他身邊支持著他的只有鳥爹一人。我想這就是愛呀!(難怪兩個一直單身)
此時夜王正在和大波波CP XmadoX 就反攻大陸的問題進行著談判。

夜王:東歐自古以來就是中華民國的固有領土,這是毫無爭辯的事實。我們本著擱置爭議,共拿稅收的基本原則,在坚持一贯立场的前提下,可以對你們進行軍事援助。

然而XmadoX卻說:AGAINST CHINA?! WILL YOU BECOME THE HEROES OF THE NEW E-SIM HISTORY? I leave answer to you !!!

此時鳥爹站出來:I will fxxk the backdoor of China, just give me money.

夜王卻沉著臉:口胡!錢的問題,怎麼能用戰爭這種膚淺的東西來交換呢?

鳥爹聽聞羞愧的低下了頭,也放下了正在打槍的雙手。

夜王接著說:錢也不是不能要,買裝備要錢,開坦克要錢,看蛋妹要錢,黑瞎瞎也要錢,沒有錢是不行地。

然後夜王以450G的價格談妥了這筆交易,他滿心歡喜的走出了會場,卻沒有發現一架闖紅燈的飛機撲面而來。然後夜王被撞上了天并打了12個滾掉進了一個沒有蓋上井蓋的下水道。鳥爹隨後趕到救起來了夜王。但是此時,夜王已經。。。

但是他卻掙扎著站起來,手指著日出的方向:反攻大陸!解救水深火熱的大陸同胞!!!

鳥爹泣不成聲,他哽咽:可是……大陸……是在西邊呀……

……

然後我就被驚醒了,上了企鵝看了看RDF群
瞎瞎:我要草兒子!
蛋蛋:我有個妹妹!
肥羊:今天EC藥丸!
鳥爹:擼出血ing
雨總:玩女兒ing
……

今天依舊和諧,以上只是湊字數。只是我在寫這個報紙的時候沒發現夜王。

言歸正傳。這個月和波羅的海國家的NAP就要到期了。我們可能會被大波波和立陶宛圍攻。這個月不管是CP還是軍團的壓力是很大的,所以大家做好大戰的準備吧。

至此撤退,躲夜王柴刀ing

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