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Here I am, running for US congress one year later (or so). Lots of things happened since last time, but I’m once again ready to give my body to Murica.

I won’t make a long article, I will just show to everyone how much I care for US, with my past and future actions.

1. ME :

- First, if you don’t know me, you need to know that I’m a very appreciated congressman in the country, you can see the proofs here and here .

- Not convinced yet ? Well then let me show you the awesome dmg I did for USA these last days .

As you can see, USA love me a lot and have all reasons to do so. I am also approved by a lot of important people.

2. Trust these people, trust me :

“F*ck off FMSK3E”
paranoidmelon

“Did you know you can increase the size of your core in just two easy steps ?”
Virgil

“Why does your avatar look like a whale?”
Liquid HOMICIDE

“Are you here to fumigate the moose head?”
Ascii

See, I’m trustworthy. But let’s now talk about my future actions to make USA a greater place to live for all fren… real muricans.

During this term (if I get elected / don't get removed of course) I will care about all your problems, and I will try to solve them all, by myself or with the help of other congressmen.

3. People here have a lot of problems :

I already noticed two important problems.

The first one come from Razor20002the2nd :

if youre running for congress promise to grow some balls and take CpC......


My friend, If I get elected, I swear I will use some steroids on my balls to make them bigger, allowing them to cover whole CPC, making it a US territory.

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The other problem come from citizen Liquid HOMICIDE :

I LIKE BUTTS. LOTS OF BUTTS. FAT BOOTIES. IF YOU GOT NO BUTT GET THE FUCK OUT #SWAG


Solving your problem is easy, I will just use steroids on my butt to make it biggggggggggggggggggggger.

You see, life is easy with me (and steroids).



This article is already over, I hope you liked it.

Don’t forget : chose ez life, chose FMSK3E for congress.

PS : Frederick-san, pls don’t remove me.

Pls unvote and unsub.

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