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To provide some context, I had made a joke about Davis being a Ronald Reagan multi on a shout. Now, apparently, this has become a conspiracy of sorts. So, I thought that I would cover it up, just like we all know it was the homosexuals that caused 9/11, right RR? RR?...You there??? lolnope.jpg
First E-mail:
Jefferson Finis Davis: lol you seriously thin i am ronal regan
the player that gets banned over and over
if you think so feel free to report me a a multy of ronald regan - and get suprised
Response:
BlakeshotGG: I don't, the comment was made in jest. With that said, please do yourself a favor and type like you have a brain. I know there's one up there.
Here's where the conspiracy kicks in...Brace yourselves, it's a doozy.
Second E-mail Jefferson Finis Davis: you are still funny
acusing people to be multis of someone they hate so everyone would start to hate them
atleast a e-sim GO sayd i am noones multi
all i have was made by my hands - noone ever gave anything for free and i never begged anyone for anithing
so starting talks like i am multy of ronal reagan - a person taht is hated by many
...
i simply have no words, and you dont even appologize for it
you just say i should use my brain becasue it up there somewhere
nice, realy nice
Son - i dont think i have anything to say to you
What on earth would prompt this player to respond with a wall of babble, concerning literally nothing that I had said in the prior message. Did I miss something? Have I seriously offended thee? If so, please accept this as a non-apology. I am not going to apologize for you being incapable of reading. I am not going to apologize for a joke, especially one without any real intention of getting "everyone" to "hate" you. I don't hate you and I doubt that anyone is going to hate you because of a joke in a shout box. My reply (rude and totally intending to offend this time).
BlakeshotGG: Are you incapable of reading simple messages, sir? I don't understand why you continue to be butt hurt over a stupid joke. I'm not going to apologize, mostly because I made an innocuous comment that wouldn't offend anyone with half a brain. You're a troglodyte, please stop messaging me because you are wholly incapable of taking a joke, albeit a bad one.*AYY LMAO* Rosetta Stone did not sit on the back of the bus for you to be such a whiny little biotch on a silly browser game.
The conspiracy: Apparently, I am now trying to convince the community at large that he is Ronald Reagan. Why? What do I have to gain from Jefferson Davis being banned? I don't care about Jefferson Davis, not even a little bit.
The Evidence: I said he was Ronald Reagan as a joke in a shout. Verbatim, my words were: "Nice try, Reagan."
Hypothesis: He is actually a Ronald Reagan multi. Why would he not be, amirite? I mean, who gets offended for something like this, unless they had something to hide. I implore all of the admins to seriously look up the login credentials to see if they now match. This man is quite clearly Ronald Reagan in disguise. Please remove him from the game with immediate effect, and use the Navy Seal copypasta to do so. I cannot imagine a world in which Jefferson Davis has been taken over by the spirit of Ronald Reagan. /s
In other news, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is actively recruiting all new level 8+ members for their raiding guild in World of Warcraft, on the Heaven server (lead by Joseph Smith, obviously). IF anyone is interested in condemning themselves with false doctrines and plural marriage, please inbox Jefferson Finis Davis with more recruitment details. He would be happy to spread the news concerning the restoration of the gospel, because Jesus really came to the American continent to spread the word of his second coming, no really...He did...I promise, because he knelt in some grove in Palmyra, New York where he saw either 1, 2 or 3 personages, depending on the iteration of the story (because who can remember insignificant details like the time you saw God, right?). Anyways, they are recruiting, so let Jefferson Davis, AKA RONALD REAGAN and RONALD REAGAN II if you want to hear the "restored" gospel of Jesus Christ. /s
This was a poor attempt at humor in the hopes of illustrating a very simple point: I don't actually care if you're a RR multi or not, Jefferson Davis. I don't care if you got hurt feelings, either. Does that make me gay?
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