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1、上课的时候老师给学生讲:哥伦布发现了北美洲。下课的时候老师用下面的话作结束语:这一切都发生在四百多年前。一个小男孩吃惊地瞧着老师,他迟疑了一会儿,最后说:老师的记忆力真好。
2、老鼠:我兄弟结婚了。狗:你兄弟是谁?老鼠道:狮子啊!狗:狮子怎么会是你的兄弟?老鼠:其实我没结婚以前也是一只勇猛的狮子!
3、和一小朋友聊天,他说:“我爷爷明天就满104岁了。”“真了不得!他有什么长寿秘诀?”“他是很久以前出生的。
4、和女友吵架冷战。女友上我的QQ到她的空间里留言:“对不起,我错了。”然后她自己回复:“哼!懒得理你!”
5、早上在厕所拉便便。。喉咙突然很痒,忍不住咳了几声。 在客厅的老公关切地问:怎么了噢,是不是噎着了? 我。。。
6、无聊中,有一电话打来,原来是搞推销的,本着无聊解闷的心情就听了听,对话如下
A:先生您好,请问您投资原油吗?
B:原油是啥啊?
A:您开车吗,就是车加的油知道吧?
B:可是我的车加天然气啊。
A(已经有些抓狂):原油就是所有的油都是用它提炼出来的。
B:我家用花生油也是吗?
A:嘟嘟嘟。。。
我了个去啊,难道不懂不能多问问啊,还能不能愉快的推销了你。
7、有一天,小明不小心被毒蛇咬了,看见同学小强,说:“小强,快点帮我把蛇毒吸出来。”小强说:“不行,我妈说过,坚决不能吸毒。”
8、同学生病,去医院看他,那家伙看我来了,悠悠的吐出一句,你来啦,也没啥好招待你的,要不医院里的氧气给你吸一点吧,还挺新鲜的,说着他就把输氧管往我鼻子里塞。
9、老婆:“要是老天再不下雨,就把你供奉给龙王爷了。”我一时想不通,就问:“我又不是女的,龙王爷要我干嘛啊?”老婆说:“供奉的时候是一定要有猪头的!
10、在阶梯教室上大课,我趴桌上睡觉,睡前和同桌说了一下:下课喊我!
等我醒过来发现老师换了、学生换了、课程也换了……
卧槽,睡过头了!唯一值得欣慰的是同桌睡得正香呢!



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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