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1、一逗B室友便秘,在厕所待了半个小时才出来。出来就骂骂咧咧:艹,半天就那么一点,还不够塞牙缝。
2、寝室厕所的门关不上,上大号都是开着门,整个寝室都是味道。有一次到了午饭时间,一哥们刚准备去吃饭,就另他对面床的室友就揣着手纸跑进厕所,他就对那哥们说:你大号啊?我要打饭回来吃,别到时候你一边拉,我一边吃,太恶心了。那蹲坑的哥们淡淡说道:我先拉,拉完你再吃。
3、今天室友在吹牛B,他说:“我TM从小到大没放过一个屁,每次想放都能被我憋回去。”我正无言以对之时,另一室友悠悠来一句:“怪不得你老打嗝!”
4、舍友放了一个巨臭的屁,全宿舍都骂他,他说:“我不是在放屁,我这是菊花在呼吸”
我说:“这是只有呼出来,没有吸进去呀!”
他说:“不是有你们吸吗?”
然后,他被一顿暴打。。。
5、我问同事:“某美美说她的钱是炒股赚得。不知是哪只股?”
同事回我:“屁股!”
6、喜欢一个女同事很久了,今天鼓起勇气趁她不注意亲了她一下,然后我看着她看她有什么反应。。。看了一会儿她说了句:“你偷亲我,你脸红个什么呀!”
7、今天上班,打开电脑,看到办公室杨主任在,赶紧打个招呼:“养猪人,早上好。”现在还在郁闷中。。
8.、同事王老师因教学成绩突出,近日上调教育局当领导了。刚刚,我在办公室改作业,忽然桌上的电话响了。我顺手拿起电话,里面传出一个女子的声音:“你好,我找王老师!”
我:“王老师上调了,已经不在这了!”
她:“啥时候发生的事儿?”
我:“就前几天!”
她:“妈呀,咋会出这种事儿?有啥事想不开呢?”然后电话就挂断了。。。
妈呀,不说了,我得敢紧回拨过去。。。
9.有一个精神病院的病人,这天蹲在墙角,就一个劲的说自己冷,说自己快要冷死了,医生怎么叫都不动,结果医生就在墙角的上方画了一个太阳,没几分钟。 那个病人就中暑了。
10.老公边走边唱:我是一只小小小鸟。。。
老婆白了他一眼,说:别唱了,家丑不可外扬不知道吗?



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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