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1.哥哥拉着弟弟一起去办护照,把照片交给工作人员后,工作人员盯着照片看了半天,然后又看了看兄弟俩,问道:“你们谁办护照?”哥哥说:“是我要办,你看我们兄弟俩是不是长得很像?”工作人员把照片往俩人面前一摔:“那你他妈也不能交张合照来啊!”
2.辞职后,我来到一个陌生的城市,打车后,司机师傅说:丫头,出门在外,小心点。我感觉师傅心很好,我也喜欢上了丫头这个名字,真的,比死娘娘腔好听多了。
3.今天给女友买了个呼啦圈 练了两天就不练了 : 怎么不坚持啊 冬天来了你更容易胖!
她长谈一口气:这是长肉的季节别违反了自然规律!律!!律!!!
4.我的第一个女友……
我对她百依百顺,从没有对她发过脾气,后来她说我没点男子气概把我甩了……
我的第二个女友……
我尽显男子气概,什么都自己安排好,把她当小女人,后来也把我甩了,说我不温柔……
第三次……
我成了别人的女朋友……!
5.感觉旺仔的广告好残酷……让这些未成年的少年少女在广告里一边笑一边不知廉耻的大叫“我要,我要”……然后把白色的液体从柱状物体中倒在自己的嘴里,全部喝下去之后还要学狗叫。
6.那天跟老公幸运地订到了票回婆家,上车后却发现有位女士坐在我们的位子上,老公示意我先坐在她旁边的位子,却没有请这位女士让位。我仔细一看,发现她右脚有一点不方便,才了解老公为何不请她让出位子。他就这样从头到尾都没向这位女士表示这个位子是他的,下了车之后,心疼老公的我跟他说:让位是善行,但中途可以请她把位子还给你,换你坐一下。老公却说:人家不方便一辈子,我们就不方便这三小时而已。听到老公这么说,我相当感动,有这么善良的好老公,让我觉得世界都变得温柔许多。尼玛,后来突然想到那女的穿低胸。
7.上战场前将军为激励士兵说:士兵们,拿出你们的勇气吧,释放你们像禽兽那样的野性吧!士兵们说:好!然后。。。。
“咩!汪!哞!叽!嗷呜!”
8.傍晚,老两口吃完晚饭,坐在电视机前一起看节目。一段恼人的广告过后,节目开始了——直播亚洲小姐选美比赛。职业装完毕,泳装登场。老头一看,脸一红,起身进了卧室。
老太太倒笑了:“什么年代了,这老头还挺封建呢。”一会儿,老头回来了,端坐在电视机前继续看比赛——眼眶上多了一副眼镜。
9.小时候和老爸在一个被窝睡觉 老爸突然放一个巨长并巨响的屁 然后装作慌张的对我说 打雷了 快钻被窝去 我毫不迟疑的迅速钻进去 这酸爽 一辈子都忘不了……
10.大家快逃啊,初号机没电啦~~

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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