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我小时候,想要和爸妈一起去吃一次全家桶,可是我爸妈就是不吃垃圾食品的人类。长大一点,想要和男朋友一起去吃一次全家桶,可是我一直没有男朋友。再后来,有一天,我发现我自己一个人可以吃掉一个全家桶

上课时旁边坐着一位长得很漂亮的长发妹子,我笑嘻嘻地上前搭讪:你理工科的吗?她头也不抬地回答:不理

老妈:不要天天对着电脑,多去外面玩玩,对身体好。。
说的也对,便和两个朋友爬山。。。
一天下来,全身酸爽,回到家,老妈玩着电脑对我说:今天玩得开心吗?

早上在地铁上听到一个男的接电话:“嗯嗯,爱你,最爱你,嗯嗯,不爱她不爱她!爱你爱你,她没你重要!” 停顿片刻——“对了你别忘了给她换猫砂。”

“为什么袜子一只一只的丢”这个问题困扰我了好多年,今天终于知道了:因为丢两只根本就不知道……

王拱辰对中国文学史有重大贡献,他搞倒滕宗谅,藤跑到巴陵,重修岳阳楼,请老朋友范仲淹写了《岳阳楼记》;他搞倒欧阳修,欧阳跑到滁州,写了《醉翁亭记》;他差点搞死苏舜钦,老苏回老家,买了块地,修了个亭子,写了篇《沧浪亭记》。这三篇还刚好都是相隔一年

经验丰富的王警官观察一番后说道:“门和窗都是从里面反锁的,而死者头破血流伤痕累累,显然不是自杀,所以,这无疑是一桩典型的密室杀人案!” 同行的几名年轻警员听完他的分析也是目瞪口呆,最后忍不住将他带离了车祸现场。

得了痔疮去医院看病,大夫让我脱了裤子把菊花露出来让他检查,我比较害羞,关上了灯。大夫说:“把裤子脱了吧!” 我说:“好的大夫,我裤子放哪啊?” 大夫说:“旁边,我裤子上就行。

刚有人分析Titanic上Jack其实是穿越来的:1.身上没有当时货币,船票赌来的 2.提到在Wissota湖钓鱼经历,该湖1917年才建成,而T号沉没在1912年 3.跟Rose说要带她去玩圣莫妮卡过山车,这在1916年才建好。他穿回来目的是在Rose自杀和落水时两次救她。我觉得这救法太操劳,为什么不开船前撞断她腿就好?

这个方案杰克显然在别的时间线尝试过一次了。他给萝丝看的素描作品里不是有个独腿妓女?

约同学和他女朋友吃饭,席间我们热烈的讨论了一些热门的问题,不一会儿聊到电灯泡塞进嘴里到底能不能取出来的问题。同学和他女朋友谁也说服不了谁,最后决定做个试验。于是同学就把我塞进了嘴里

我表弟十八岁把女朋友肚子搞大了,双方全户口本都是无业游民,打胎的钱拿不出,拖到七个月上才去医院。医生直接电话召唤来一对想收养孩子的不育夫妇,来人要求先面试我弟和女友。这俩卢瑟还没张嘴他们转身就走了。那以后我就懂得了长得不行孩子白送都没人要就别晒了的道理。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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