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“妈,我是不是你亲生的?”“当然是。”“那我想换苹果六。”“那年冬天雪下的特别大,我跟你爸赶路的时候听见旁边的垃圾桶里有动静……”“妈我有钱!”“我跟你爸过去一看,噢原来是条狗……”“但是还差两千!”“狗嘴里叼着你……”

和朋友在外面吃饭,到结账的时候,他找了半天也没能将钱包掏出来,嘴上还不停嘟哝:“咦?我钱包呢?” 我有些尴尬的说:“要不我来吧。”他推脱几下后便答应了。然后我一把就将他钱包从他裤袋里掏了出来。

一男的最近一直听到女朋友的风言风语,一天他出差,结果当天夜里就回来了想到了女友的事,就走到她家的后园,翻到墙上没爬几步就被人一把抓下来了:妈蛋,老子都等了六个小时了,你还想插队!

颜值
朋友手机被偷了,我们安慰她:“一个破手机,算了。”
她说:“心疼的是手机里的照片,那些青春怕是最美好的记忆了。”
我们给她出主意,给自己手机发个短信,和小偷说,只要手机里的照片就好,说不定还有机会要回来的呢。意外的是,不一会短信就回过来了,“对不起啊,照片颜值太低了,都给删掉了……”
放我一马
白骨精:哈哈哈,唐僧你终于落到我手上了,吃了你我就可以长生不老了!
唐僧:施主,贫僧是为普度众生前去西天取经的,你就放我一马吧!
白骨精:好啊,来人,把白龙马放了!
讨债
甲:我单位同事借钱总是不肯还,气死我了!哥们儿,你帮我想想法子呗!
乙:这有何难,你可以请讨债公司的人帮你去讨。
甲:不行,太贵,得不偿失!
乙:你也可以请律师发律师函,再不还钱就告他。
甲:不行,太贵,得不偿失!
乙:要不就雇几个小混混,告诉他不还钱就揍他。
甲:不行,太贵,得不偿失!
乙:那你写张大字报贴单位大门口,曝光他欠债不还的无耻行为。
甲:不行,太贵,得不偿失!
乙不耐烦:大哥啊,他到底欠你多少钱?
甲:一块钱!
乙:……

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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