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1、脑袋抽风昨晚漂流瓶发了个”叛逆和叛变的区别是?”神回复:”叛逆就是你瞒着爸妈去开房,叛变就是你瞒着男友去开房”,瞬间觉得好有道理……

2、
“你试过强吻没?”
“试过啊,后来脸红了两天!”
“你都敢强吻了还害羞脸红?”
“被扇的!!!”
“……”

3、昨晚喝断片了一觉起来浑身酸痛。问朋友我都干什么了,结果朋友很无奈的说:“你昨晚喝多了,非说自己是奥特曼,跟酒店门口的石狮子打了半个多小时!

4、过年第一次和男朋友回家见他父母,因为他要带一些换洗衣服,我就用书包背着他的衣服。结果一见面,他妈妈上来摸了一下我的书包就说:孩子,你把寒假作业都带来了呀。

5、一天心血来潮拿了十块钱在老婆面前晃了晃说:“妞儿,十块钱让大爷乐呵一次怎么样?”老婆一听大怒:“什么?你把老娘当什么人了?一次才十块钱?”我:“那你要多少钱?”老婆:“十块钱来十次!”

6、今天回老家在县城碰到小学班主任阳国平阳老师,一阵寒暄过后惊诧于他现在还能记住我。只听他悠悠道:当年语文测试有道试题,例举中国古代四大发明,你是全班唯一一个写东、南、西、北 的人,想忘记你都难....老师别这样,师娘还在呢...

7、“当你闺蜜谈恋爱时,你会有一种养了十多年的猪被人宰了的感觉。”刚才公交上听来的。

8、半夜女朋友要吃酸辣粉,煮好粉发现家里没有醋了,只放了辣椒。我端过去叫她凑合吃,她大发雷霆:“没有酸还叫什么酸辣粉?这根本不是我想要的!”我道:“我们分手吧!我给你花的钱,你都还给我!”她顿时间哭了出来,我忙问道:“心酸吗?”她点点头,我把碗端到她面前:“快!趁这股劲吃了!”

9、一想到我这么渣的人却是公司市场部主管,我就为公司前途担忧。

10、我经常给老婆洗衣服,每次都会发现一些零钱,当然我会悄悄藏起来,积少成多,割割割割今天问她:“还有衣服要洗吗?”女朋友说:“有,等一下啊!”当我看到她悄悄把两块钱硬币放在上衣口袋的时候,我好像明白了什么……

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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