Login:
Password:

Forgot password Register

Article


5
   
Report


李靖为什么那么恨哪吒?
因为哪吒他娘怀了他三年!那可是三年啊!

曹雪芹说女儿是水做的骨肉,男人是泥做的骨肉。
于是有一天我对一娘娘腔说那你就是水泥做的,
他回答我说:“胡说,老娘是处女座的!”

甲:“一条狗和一个新郎官有何区别?”
乙:“一年后,狗看到你仍会很兴奋。

雪儿18岁了,一天吃饭前,妈妈突然拉着她上下打量了一圈,
满意又幸福地说:“雪儿真是遗传我的,和我年轻时一样漂亮!”
爸爸坐在一边椅子上,本来在看报纸,听这么一说,
抬起头来也打量了一下,点点头沉着道:
“就是这胸是遗传我的…”

某老总在饭店招待市领导,让下属找几个女学生来陪酒助兴,下属不愿干这伤天害理的事。在酒店大厅见坐台的几个小姐长得不错,上前说:跟我走,台费按平时两倍,唯一要求就是她们从头到尾必须说自己是电影学院的学生,不料几个小姐喜极而泣:“大哥,你算真找对人了,我们就是电影学院的啊!”

1、秋风瑟瑟,天色渐晚,卖零食的小摊要收摊了,摊主老大爷捏着一天辛苦挣来的散钱有些高兴又有些心酸。
这时来了一个金链大哥,带着一群小弟!气势汹汹!冲了过来!
大爷有些害怕,攥紧了手里的钱,颤抖着问道:大哥。。。有什么事吗?
一个小弟抢上前嗷的一嗓子喊到:我大哥说了!想吃棉花糖!
2、李云龙曾经说过“面对强大的对手,明知不敌也要亮剑!”
一人走夜路,突遇抢劫的,哥立马拉住歹徒“大哥,你好强壮啊,你看这坚实的胸肌太有诱惑力了!”
歹徒推了我一把“滚!真他妈晦气,碰上一死人妖,呸!”
哥撒腿就跑,“亮贱”就是管用!
3、晚上陪领导去KTV唱歌,我点了酒水、果盘、点心,然后问领导:“您点什么歌?”
领导说:“点《心太软》。”
我点点头,对一旁的服务员说:“领导说了,点心太软,你给换些硬的。”
4、街上遇到个纹身壮汉,满脸凶神恶煞的样子一看就像玩黑社会的,为了锻炼下自己的胆子,
我鼓起勇气跑过去一把揪住他的衣领说:哥,能让我请你吃顿饭吗?求求你了!
5、地铁车厢内播放语音:“请给有需要的人让座”,
一位大爷发现没人起身,于是走向离他最近的白领时尚女青年说:“您好小姐,我是一个有需要的人。”
女青年破口大骂:“老色鬼!”

Previous article:
中印建交及62年暴揍的前世今生6 (11 years ago)

Next article:
12.24 (11 years ago)

ESim
or
Register for free:
Only letters, numbers, underscore and space are allowed (A-Z,a-z,0-9,_,' ')
Show more

By clicking 'Sign Up!', you agree to the Rules and that you have read the Privacy Policy.

About the game:


USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


| Terms of Service | Privacy policy | Support | Alpha | Luxia | Primera | Secura | Suna | Vexa | Vara | e-Sim: Countryballs Country Game
PLAY ON