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“小雷，听说你大学的专业是流体力学？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我倒杯水。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，流体力学是……”
“请你谈谈非等熵的稳态可压磁流体力学方程在持续等离子体约束受控热核聚变中的应用。”
“领导，饮水机在哪？”
@中科院之声 高能回应：
磁约束核聚变则是利用磁场来约束温度极高的等离子体的核燃料。聚变反应，需把燃料加热到1亿度以上，但1亿度以上任何固态物质都会在极短时间内汽化。于是科学家想到了磁场，在容器内建立磁场来约束等离子体，使其不与容器接触。那么问题来了，编段子的同学，你是中科院哪个所的？
@张靖宜LoL：
“小张，听说你大学的专业是通信工程？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我充点话费。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，通信工程是……”
“请你将这个数字基带信号用差分相移键控(DPSK)方法调制成数字带通信号并求出相干解调系统的带通滤波器输出端的信噪比及误码率”
“领导，充多少？”
@梁志彬心里住着一个大肥妹：
“小彬，听说你大学的专业是勘查物理学？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我把门前的泥铲了去。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，勘查物理学是……”
“请你谈谈怎样分析取水井的岩心资料和地质资料以及测井曲线的响应特征来识别岩性，并通过泥质含量来建立模型。”
“领导，铲在哪？”
@ImStan：
“小雨，听说你大学的专业是高分子材料？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我扯块保鲜膜来。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，高分子材料是……”
“请你用格里菲斯脆性断裂理论来描述一下脆性高聚物的断裂规律。”
“领导，我马上去超市。”
@蘑菇哎：
“小李，听说你大学的专业是电气工程？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮换一下灯泡。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，电气工程是……”
“请你谈谈变速恒频双馈风力发电机带载柔性并网下强耦合的高阶非线性系统。”
“领导，梯子在哪？”
@原罪随风：
“小雷，听说你大学的专业是计算机科学与技术？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我搬下电脑。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，计算机科学是……”
“请你谈谈NAS设备卷管理模块中失效数据恢复问题的应用。”
“领导，电脑放哪？”
@柏拉屠小姐：
“小杰，听说你大学的专业是制药工程？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我倒买点感冒药。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，制药工程是……”
“请你谈谈将三萜皂苷和甾体皂苷区分开来的几种化学方法。”
“领导，药店在哪？”
@爱德华大官人：
“小王，听说你大学的专业是文学的？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，把我办公室的地扫了。”
“领导，请你们尊重这门专业，文学是……”
“ 请你以狄更斯的《大卫·考坡菲》的三个译本为例谈谈社会意识形态与外国文学译介转换策略。”
“领导，扫帚在哪？”
@小番番大姐姐：
“小雷，听说你大学的专业是食品科学与工程？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我炒个蛋炒饭。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，食品科学与工程是……”
“请你谈谈酶促褐变过程，油脂自动氧化机理以及单层或多层圆筒壁热传导速率。”
“领导，盐在哪？”
@唐记贺德：
“小何，听说你大学学的物流？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，给我送个快递”
“领导，请尊重我的专业~”
”那好，你说说基于CRITIC和熵为权重系数的物流系统内部子系统协同模型如何建立及协同度层次划分的机理？”
”快递在哪？领导”
@Careworn罗培林：
“小雷，听说你大学的专业是建筑工程？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我搬个桌子。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，建筑工程是…”
“请你算下后张法施工中采用0→1.05σcon-持荷2 分钟→σcon的张拉程序，超张拉的目的是为了减少什么引起的预应力损失。”
“领导，桌子在哪？”
@向阳AUST：
“小任，听说你大学的专业是复合材料？”
“是的，领导。”
“那好，去帮我把这复合肥扛到仓库。”
“领导，请你尊重这门专业，复合材料是……”
“请你谈谈采用何种热处理工艺来改善完全奥氏体化后合金钢的机械加工性能？”
“领导，扛几袋？”
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
