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1、你们说现在物价涨的多厉害,10年前,拿上10块钱,到小卖部,面包、汽水、火腿肠能买好些,现在就不行了,现在都装监控了。

2、早上排队买早餐,有个粗大的汉子插队到我前面,我生气的说:“怎么插队呢?”

他回头看了看我,咧嘴一笑说:“很简单啦,首先在前面找个位置,然后挤进去就行了。

3、同事问:小沈阳和李玉刚都是靠男扮女装出名的,你们觉得谁更像女人?

其一幽默同聊说:我觉得李宇春更像女人!

4、我问室友,用八个字形容幸福怎么说?

这二货说:高清无码,中文字幕。。。

5、看着窗外正下着的大雪,突然诗兴大发,脑海里闪过一句“大雪压青松,青松挺且直”。不禁陷入深深地思考,你说啊,大雪和青松俩人干嘛呢。。。

6、刮胡子总是发现脸上有刮胡刀留下的小伤口,我一直以为是刮胡刀太锋利,其实不是,原因还在我自己,是我的脸皮太薄了。

7、有人说,陈冠稀跟谢霆蜂当年一起出道,本来还在一个水平线上,现在谢霆蜂做生意身家上亿,陈冠稀这货彻底堕落了,当年演的头文字D,无间道多出彩!

但是要站在不同角度来看,陈老师的成就,谢霆蜂永远都达不到。

一个艺术家的成就不应以赚多少钱来衡量。而是看他为这个世界带来什么;为人们创造了什么。

经典的作品,不是看你的票房有多高,投资有多大。

而是看你的这个作品值不值得人们珍藏,这一点上无疑霆蜂是无法企及的。

1、某餐厅:“服务员,看你们炖的肉都咬不动,叫你们经理过来”

服务员:“叫我们经理干嘛?你都咬不动,我们经理肯定也咬不动!”

2、70年代,那时候村里有了第一台电视,全村老幼都去挤着看,可那老头一见人挤多了就把电视给关了,问其原因,答:人多了费电!

3、多年以前,有个小学老师,晚上在油灯下批改作业,烟瘾犯了,满屋子找火柴找不着,郁闷地把灯吹灭,睡觉去了!

4、一吊丝男从厕所出来,碰见一陌生女子,女指着旁边的女厕所说:请问这是女厕所吗?(女厕标牌丢了)

吊丝男回答:不知道我没有进去过。

5、今天有个小混混去理发,把他的照片摔在桌上对理发师说:按着照片剪,知道不?

理发师战战兢兢用左手开始理发,右手狠狠按着照片,一动也不敢动。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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