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六、当心被基佬求爱!

在描写日本战国时代的架空历史小说之中,中国的作者写手们,除了部分专门写男同性恋耽美小说的腐女作家之外,通常都尽量地回避了有关“众道”(男同性恋的传统日式说法)的话题。
因为大家都不知道,在主角出仕某家之后,面对主君、上司或同僚的求爱,究竟该怎么办?
实事求是地说,现代中国男性人口之中的同性恋比例,在全世界范围来看应该算是比较低的。
然而,也许是老天爷看腻了俊男美女的搭配,在十六世纪日本战国时代的日本社会,却是一个基情洋溢的世界,男男之恋蔚然成风。各地的诸侯大名们,一般都有自己喜爱的美少年“小姓”。
例如今川义元喜爱美貌男童,在其领地内无人不知;武田信玄给高坂昌信写的情书,乃是日本同性恋历史上的重要文物;深受织田信长宠爱,并且最终在本能寺为之殉死的森兰丸,美貌使得传教士都为之惊叹;井伊直政由于被德川家康宠爱,甚至引发了其余谱代重臣的嫉妒……据说“越后军神”上杉谦信也是喜好众道之人,因为他一辈子没娶老婆,又深受佛门影响,素有宠爱美少年之名。
——古代日本的佛寺和僧院,乃是众道的起源和盛行之地。
既然诸侯主公们如此喜爱众道,并且视为风雅之举,他们的家臣们自然也有样学样——纵观整个日本战国时代,完全没有搞过基的有名武士,实在是屈指可数。就算有些人面目丑陋,没有上司和同僚愿意跟他们乱搞,他们也会自己花钱蓄养娈童,以免被嘲笑成是不懂众道之风雅的粗人……
当时,很多喜好男风的诸侯,都与手下的家臣们保持过很久的基情,并且视为一种联络感情的寻常手段,就跟如今的老板员工一起喝酒唱KTV没啥两样——其中最典型的就是甲斐武田家,其家臣团根本就是武田信玄的基友团。除了山本勘阻等少数几个面目丑陋之人,基本上都跟好男风的主君武田信玄有过一腿。而在这个庞大的同性恋关系网内部,还因为争风吃醋而闹出过不少搞笑的事情。
所以,那些穿越到日本战国时代的勇士们,如果面貌颇为丑陋,那倒也罢了。反正在乱世之中,勇武和智谋才是最重要的,除了那些昏君庸主,有前途的主君们没有谁会以貌取人。但若是相貌太过于俊美,那可就很麻烦了。战国时代的日本诸侯之所以普遍搞基成风,有的是确实非常爱好男风,有的是为了巩固主从关系,还有的只是随大流附庸风雅。但就算是单纯附庸风雅的人,面对容貌俊秀又颇有才华的穿越者,说不定也会动心……更重要的是这三类人很难区分!
整个日本战国的历史之中,唯一有明确记载,始终不曾搞基的诸侯主君,似乎就只有“猴子”丰臣秀吉了。而他的家臣还对此意见很大,总是抱怨说主公不懂风雅,不肯跟他们一起滚榻榻米交流感情……
——按照某位日本腐女史学家的说法,丰臣家之所以二代而亡,在很大程度上是因为丰臣秀吉不喜欢搞基,也不组织家臣们一起搞基的缘故。这样一来,丰臣家内部就没有建立起一个同性恋关系网,从而导致丰臣家长期矛盾重重无法缓解,缺乏凝聚力,再加上根基不扎实,所以秀吉一死就彻底崩盘了。
唉,在这个基情泛滥的日本战国时代,如果坚持洁身自好、不肯搞基的话,竟然会弄得家国沦丧的地步……实在是让我辈现代人感到两股战战,屁股发冷啊!
而在更早的平安时代,这个问题也同样存在。
事实上,日本人好男风的传统由来已久,早在国家诞生的初期,便已经有了不少关于男同性恋的逸闻。
很多年纪比较大的女读者们,或许都读过一本著名的经典耽美漫画,日本第二代少女漫画家山岸凉子的长篇历史代表作《日出処の天子》(日出处天子)。该作品以大化改新之前的六世纪古代日本为背景,以日本历史上著名的圣德太子(厩户皇子)为蓝本,描绘了这位拥有少女般美丽容颜的伟大皇子和改革家,与政坛对手苏我毛人之间绵延十年的爱恨纠葛……由于漫画中引入了大量关于日本古代风俗的描绘,以及人类各种心理的深层刻画,使这部作品不仅在漫画界,甚至在社会各界都引起了很大反响。
虽然漫画中那位古代伪娘圣德太子和苏我毛人之间的男男之恋,估计是漫画家的虚构,但日本人从很早开始就有了好男风的传统,却是不争的事实。
不过,在最早的时候,这一违反伦常的风气还不甚流行。
从平安时代的初期,一直到著名才女紫式部写成名篇《源氏物语》,大阴阳师安倍晴明呼风唤雨的年代,在日本的公卿贵族之中,搞基的还只是极少数,贵公子们追求的还是贵族少女和少妇。
当时社会上真正热爱男风的基佬,主要是僧侣——因为当时的寺院戒律还比较严格,远远不如后来的日本和尚们那样百无禁忌。所以在平安时代,和尚们只能在禁绝女色的情况下修行,凑合着寻找年轻的小沙弥发泄欲火,称之为“稚儿”……久而久之,日本的佛教寺院就成了同性恋的大本营。
——不过,一般来说,穿越者都没有出家参禅的爱好,庙里的和尚们搞不搞基实在是无所谓。
但是,从11世纪后期开始,也就是平安时代的最后一百年,随着著名大基佬白河天皇的登基即位,京都的宫廷里随即开始了男色的大流行。
白河天皇在1086年退位为上皇,改称“白河院”之后,为了防备政敌,保护自己,便组建了一支称为“北面武士”的亲卫队,其成员的最基本选拔标准,除了弓马之术以外,就是要有一副好相貌,并且据说十个里面有七八个会成为上皇的男宠……这位上皇似乎是个重口味的肌肉派同性恋?!
事实上,日本战国时代的诸侯们组建家臣团的时候,在有条件的情况下也是这么个标准。
由于在成为“北面武士”之后,很容易得到上皇的提拔重用,乃是一大升官捷径,所以很多源平两家的名门美少年,为了追求仕途上的发展,不管有没有搞基的喜好,都纷纷投入白河上皇门下。
接着,在多年的耳濡目染甚至亲身体会之下,他们的性取向几乎都发生了扭曲……
于是,男男之恋终于成了整个日本贵族社会的风尚,贵公子们在追求贵族女郎之余,也开始互相写情书彼此追求,没搞过基的人还会被嘲笑是“不懂风雅”。
而且,当时日本同性恋的风俗,似乎是群聚乱搞,没有用情专一的概念。
举例来说,12世纪中期的同性恋之王,左大臣藤原赖长,就曾经同时跟至少十多个男人保持着肉体关系——这下可好,导致贵族公卿们短命的诱因又多了两条:性病和脱肛……
这样一来,那些前往平安时代追求浪漫的男性穿越者们,就会非常尴尬了。如果面貌太过于俊美,很可能会被大批基佬求爱,甚至被基佬上司捏着把柄逼迫求欢。但要是面容不够俊美,又得不到贵族仕女的喜爱,也会遭到同僚的鄙视——在那个腐朽浮华的和平年代,可是真正的以貌取人——实在是左右两难。
所以,为了自家屁股的安全,奉劝诸位男同胞们最好还是把穿越的年代提得早一些,到那些男同性恋尚未成为风尚的年代去吧!而诸位热衷于耽美之恋的腐女们,则需要把穿越年代安排得迟一些,否则就只能跑到寺庙里看光头老和尚跟小沙弥搞基了。

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