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人生啊！都是在追求钱，权，名利，但是当你拥有这些的时候就会觉得这些都不重要，重要的是怎样过的有意义~~~
不知不觉身后袅袅走来一个美丽动人的女士，对他说：“师傅，给你这是你通马桶的一百块钱。”
早上去上班的时候，邻居王先生让我顺便在楼下小卖部给他充一下话费。
我问他：你自己怎么不去呀？
他说：楼下小卖部家儿子长的越来越像我，我tm都不敢从楼下走了！
觉得我们越来越老了，以前一卷卫生纸三天就没了。
现在一卷卫生纸都可以用一个星期了，唉，真的老了。
老王四十多岁开始谢顶，于是整个人都变得很敏感，经不起别人说自己秃顶。有一天一辆拖拉机从老王身边驶过，老王崩溃了。
跟许许多多姑娘去电影院看过电影，只遇到过一位姑娘会在离场时将爆米花桶从自己的座位带离。当时心想这姑娘素质可真高啊，我一定要追到她。这个想法一直持续到，出了影院她撕开爆米花桶开始舔的那一刻，我心碎了
现在的女生，手脚稍微擦伤点都发朋友圈。惹得一堆人安慰心疼！
你说大姨妈流那么多血，怎么不拍个伤口发朋友圈呢
和老婆去吃自助餐，老婆说：一定要把本钱吃回来，什么贵吃什么！于是她吃了服务员的三块手表，五个手机和一个钱包。
去银行取钱，ATM机显示的一串数字吓了我一跳:难道我这么有钱，难道这是在做梦？？于是我使劲揉了揉眼睛，原来是我的卡号。
第一次跟客户握手，有点紧张，客户先友好伸手，我一激动，出了个剪刀。。。。。
老婆对我总是打游戏不满意，问我：我肚子疼了要送去医院，正好你英雄联盟开局了，你选什么？我老老实实回答：一般我选上单，但是也要先看队友选什么
和朋友外出游山，结果被大雨困在了半山腰的寺庙里，幸亏方丈好心收留我们住宿。知道朋友嘴贱，我提醒他：“你可千万别在方丈前提什么秃子、梳子之类的词！” “你放心吧。” 朋友冲我点点头，然后对方丈说：“方丈大师，您看我们都淋湿了，您这里有吹风机吗？”
一女子走到海边，对着大海唱着“如果大海能够，带走我的哀愁！”
忽然一大浪打过来，把女子掀翻在地。
大海远处传来一股男中音般的磁性声音：“对不起，你的矮丑，我带不走！”
我在马路边捡到一分钱，把它交到警察叔叔手里边，叔叔拿着钱，对我说:“才一分钱啊？一百块都不给我，你这个人好恶心的。”
想象中的女朋友:可爱、瘦高、温柔、任性、好抱、有钱。现实中的女朋友:可耐受高温、柔韧性好、包邮钱
“你还有人性吗，为什么要抛下我和孩子？！”“你听我说，我是有苦衷的……”“苦你麻痹，你知道五楼有多高吗！”
看到网上说亲嘴大赛。一时兴起就跟女朋友亲了起来。这时我妈对我怒吼道：“多大人了还吸手指！”
交警问我：你为什么闯红灯？我说：人年轻时，就该多闯闯
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
