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1.每天洗澡洗淋浴,都好爱演被强奸以后的戏。用莲蓬头对着自己,口中不停念:我好脏!我要洗干净。然后还躲在角落抱着自己哭。请告诉我,我不是一个人。

2.我洗澡的时候真的很爱演,会放歌一边听一边洗,假装演mv,还会学电视上的人,很忧伤的闭着眼睛45度仰头淋水,还很气愤的用拳头打过墙…

3.小时候我是走的武侠风。洗澡时嘴里包一口水假装被刺一箭然后喷血,要以不同的形式喷出。例如从嘴边缓慢流出,或向上喷出。然后后退几步,说道,我待你不薄,为何这样对我。感觉不对还要NG,光演戏在浴室要花上20min,告诉我,我不是一个人。

4.我一个同学,撞到鼻子之后不慌不忙地蘸着鼻血在自家墙壁上写“冤枉”,我觉得你俩能够成为好朋友!

5.会抱住自己蹲在淋浴下,想像自己瘦骨嶙峋无依无靠,然后站起来任凭水浇在头上努力睁开眼睛 做可怜状或者电视剧里女主淋浴的样子 拨弄头发 发呆之类的 然后围好浴巾带感情的用手擦拭镜子雾气 好一朵青春白莲花

6.没演过这个桥段,只演过自己是一个沐浴中的绝世美人,肤若凝脂,发如黑瀑,拿莲蓬头慢悠悠地淋着自己的肩膀,一边抚摸自己的胸和腿,就好像有个美男子此刻正不小心从窗户里偷看着我一样。。

7.每次游泳,都把自己埋在水里,假装自己是出轨被霸道老公抓到然后把头按水里让我洗干净。妈个逼看来真是单身太久了。

8.只会用泡沫把自己头发弄成一坨高高的装贵妇,我应该不是一个人

9.我小时候有一天在水龙头下面洗头发 短发 但是看多了飘柔广告 就也想从下往上甩头 结果 甩的用力 忘了还有水龙头 脑袋差点脑震荡

10.我洗澡时,偶尔喜欢照照镜子,装作受了很严重的情伤,一边用莲蓬头淋湿自己假装在淋雨,一边唱:冷冷的冰雨在脸上胡乱地拍,暖暖的眼泪跟寒雨混成一块,眼前的色彩忽然被掩盖,你的影子无情在身边徘徊……那种心痛到无以复加的感觉,瞬间有种窒息的代入感。oh,god,告诉我,不是我一个人爱演…

11.我比较喜欢演洗完澡后果体出浴室啊的一声假装床上邪魅的坐着男神把我看光光 然后才是被霸王硬上弓的抱着枕头滚两圈,玩累了就睡了

12.我都是很安静的洗澡然后脑补一个吃了春药的帅哥突然出现直勾勾的看着我,然后我装成惊恐的样子,“你是谁?你要干嘛?你别过来!我要喊人啦”(没有中间桥段直接跳到后面)拼命洗澡,在蓬蓬头下抱住自己的肩膀,嘤嘤嘤哭泣,哦~我的清白

13.我每次演的是含一口水在嘴里让它慢慢顺着嘴角流下来。仰着头捂着胸口痛苦的说:“咳…咳…毒已攻心…不要再救我了…你们快走!

14.小时候会幻想自己是拯救苍生的「水之圣母」俯瞰世间,哪里有需要就洒向哪里,嘴角微翘赢得人间赞誉一片 后来不知道中了什么邪幻想自己是失意美少女,或仰头矗立或蜷缩墙角就让大雨冲刷记忆中的傻

15.拿着喷头往嘴里灌水假装吐出来的是血 嘴里还自言自语的说“我们来生再见”的武侠小姑娘在这里

16.不只是女的,我也演过,淋浴完了之后还要对着镜子发呆然后哭了起来。回到卧室之后披着被单演被凌辱之后成功的武则天,脚下拜倒一片,然后用水杯喝水仰天长笑。 通常这个时候我妈就进来骂我神经病。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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