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1、前两天在肯德基买的原味鸡,我把鸡翅吃了,放进去两个猪蹄,拿给媳妇,说肯德基刚出的,告诉媳妇19.9,结果媳妇真信了。今天她和同事出去逛街,回来这顿打我,说和同事到肯德基,大喊了一声:要两个猪蹄。结果全场望了过去……

2、下班刚进小区院子,一只小狗冲出来对我直叫,我下意识退了两步。这时一个非常可爱的小女孩拉了我一下说,哥哥,别害怕。然后冲出去很凶的冲狗汪汪叫了两声,小狗被吓跑了~~我说,孩子,你这样以后是嫁不出去的~~

3、晚上准备铺床睡觉,叠着的被子刚要打开,4岁女儿突然问我:爸爸你想吃肉夹馍吗?我说好啊!然后她就把自己夹在被子中间了。。。

4、朋友结婚,向岳父行跪拜礼,敬茶改口。此兄弟说:爸爸,你就放心的把您姑娘交给我吧!我一定会好好的照顾她,保护她,如果我只有一碗粥,我一定会让给她喝!嗯,嗯,嗯,当然了,她也得给我留点!全场喷饭!

5、楼主23岁的时候,想着26岁结婚吧,26的时候没结,想着28结婚吧,28的时候想着30前一定要结,现在32了,我想…我想了想,给自己买了个养老保险…

6、寝室里有个女神级妹子,周五下午看她在化妆,便问她去哪里。人家说还不知道,过会快画完了,发了条朋友圈:好无聊啊!不一会十多条回复晚上各种安排。她选了一个出门了。我也学着发了条:又到星期五,好无聊啊。过了会十多个赞还有一个叫我好好学习的!卧槽。。。

7、昨老公跟我说的……老公说他上班中途休息去厕所的路上看到了一对母子,小男孩开开心心的唱“老爸老爸,我们去哪里呀~”他妈瞥了他一眼说“你爸给你开家长会去了,还他妈美呢……”小男孩脸色瞬变……

8、楼主北理工科男,今天路上看见两个男生停在校园路上,一个呕吐,一个拍他后背,旁边停着一辆自行车,只听见拍的人,说:你晕车怎么不早说?!我就不载你了。尼玛啊,晕自行车。。。。

9、一个“伊朗人”用“意大利”护照在“泰国”通过“中国”南航网站买了“马航”的票。准备偷渡去“德国”最后消失在“越南”上空!!!这是我听过最坎坷的人生~

10、那时刚跟媳妇认识每几天,连手都没拉过。一次,傍晚,我俩在公园散步,我就想吓吓她,让她往我怀里钻钻拱拱啥的,某时,我突然指着一处黑暗的角落大喊“有老鼠!”只见媳妇迅速把我往旁边一拨,弯腰顺手抄起一块板砖,往我手指的方向一跳“那呢?老鼠在那呢?别怕,,,PS好赞的媳妇!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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