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1. 我们数学老师总喜欢故作幽默的说些个没人笑的笑话,我们全班就商量恶搞他一把,等他上课说第一句话的时候,我们就全体齐声大笑。那天他进来,沉默了一下说,他爸去世了。我立刻放声大笑,其他人鸦雀无声。。。
2. 刚才看见有个《红高粱》的短评:从此无法直视“田震”这两个字。现在我满脑子在过各种歌手的名字……根本停不下来……
3. 一天下雨,开车出去玩,路边一摊水,开的有点快,溅了一哥们一身水,我停车,想倒回去道歉,倒回去结果又溅了他一身水。。。我有点不好意思,就准备走,结果又溅了他一身水。。。我看到这货拿起了砖头,我赶紧跑了。
4. 总是被媳妇欺负,有天终于爆发了:“你再打我,我给你拼了!”她拿着把菜刀冷笑:“呵呵,你拼一个试试!”我:“LE”
5. 今天练路考,师父叫我看看油还有多少,我拧开油箱盖看了半天也没看清楚,光线太暗,我顺手摸出打火机凑近油箱口,就在我准备按下打火机的时候师父一脚把我踹飞了!到现在我还在医院输液,我决定明天就退款,这师傅脾气太坏了,我要换驾校!
6. “不对!”“的确不对!”“这味道确实不对!”“老板,我要的是清汤火锅,这吃起来怎么有点麻?”老板:“实在不好意思,你坐的这个位子有点漏电!”
7. 有一年聚会,大家一起吃火锅,我们拿了一些啤酒。有个同学突然问,有没有人喝白的?
我们都摇摇头。他说:你们都不喝白的啊!那我喝吧!大家都安静的投去了伟岸的眼光,此时这货对老板说,来一瓶营养快线,快线...线...擦...尼玛...好白啊!
8. 一女孩打进电话要订房,我就职业性的问一句:“您好,女士您贵姓?”客户说:“我姓盖!”我不知道是哪个字就问:“哪个gai?”客户说:“就是一个愿打一个愿挨的那个盖!”说完这句我俩愣神了半天。
9. A:一见钟情和日久生情的主要区别是什么?B:一个靠的是脸蛋,另一个靠的是技术。
10. 一位中年男士来看心理医生,他对医生说,曾经有一段完美的恋情,也是初恋,经过三年的洗礼终成正果,可是就在热闹非常的婚礼晚上,新娘逃了,从此心里留下了阴影,不敢再接受爱情。医生问:“你是想排解这个阴影,重新接受爱情吗?”男士说:“不,我是来求这个阴影的面积。”
11. 爱情有三草,请问是哪三草?第一,好马不吃回头草。第二,兔子不吃窝边草。第三,枝上柳絮吹又少,天涯何处无芳草。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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