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1. 和老公约定好洗衣服为爱爱的暗号,一天打麻将,老公按耐不住了打电话给我:“老婆,回家洗衣服”。我正好手气,不理会。晚上回家想要了:“老公洗衣服吧”,老公说:“手洗了”....
2. 记得小时候喜欢玩皇宫里的游戏,一天我当皇上,坐着四个人抬的轿子,抬我的朋友们因为还小,身高不一样,我得瑟了一下,没坐稳摔了下来,轿子旁一当太监的小伙伴跑到我妈那里去,用很尖的声音来了句:禀告皇太后,皇上驾崩了~
3. 老师:明天去给烈士扫墓必须穿校服。第二天老师看到小明肺子都要气炸了:小明大家都穿的校服,为什么你TM的穿孝服来的!
4. 今天上课睡着了,迷迷糊糊地来到一个小池塘,不知怎么搞的就掉下去了。当我快要淹死的时候,突然头上传来一股大力,把我给拽醒了。我睡眼惺忪地看着同桌,呆呆地问了句:是你救了我? 同桌满脸憎恶地对我说:救你妹啊,再不把你弄醒,口水就流到我这边了!
5. 早上起床准备刷牙,室友迷迷糊糊说了句:这么早洗头啊?我回了句:嗯!然后把牙膏往头上挤……
6. 每当你眼泪快掉下来的时候,都很自信的认为自己可以忍住,眼泪在眼眶里打转。但这时往往都会有人走过来问你:“怎么了?”于是你。。。总是能哭成个S…。
7. 说个老公追我时候的糗事,因为我比较淡定,所以清醒状态下任何人都没有机会,于是老公约了一帮兄弟一起去酒吧喝了个天翻地覆,最后老公不让我上厕所就拉着我走路,最后我没有憋住,边走边尿啊!老公淡淡的来了一句,你如果不跟我,这事就传出去了,于是,我有老公了~
8. 两个盲人打架,路人怎么劝也不行,突然人群中有个人喊到:我赌拿刀滴那个人赢,两盲人一听调头就跑...
9. 今天出差跟同事一起,晚上聊天说起谁的脚臭,我说,我一脱鞋屋里有多少人都得跑了。他来了句,我一脱鞋谁都跑不了………尼玛……
10. 看到新闻,加拿大女子因谷歌街景拍到自己乳沟索赔4.5万美元。于是我看到腾讯街景拍摄车时,默默的脱下了裤子。


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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