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1. 老王去隔壁玩耍,发现沙发缝里夹着一条女性内裤,于是塞进裤兜里带回了家,不曾想被老婆洗衣服时发现了,老王紧张到了极点,不料老婆说:“以后别藏我内裤,不好玩。”老王松了口气还好没被发现。
2. 老师:“用一句话证明你是学渣。”小明:“看我的年级排名就知道有多少人参加考试。”老师:“好!!”
3. 今天去和记面庄吃面,叫了一碗麻辣小面,刚吃了两口就发现有根头发,当时愤怒的把桌子一拍说道:“”“老板你这面里有头发!”老板看了笑着赔不是说:“对不起我给你换一碗。”我说:“那这碗要钱吗?”老板笑着说不用,我说:“那好,那不用换了,我就吃这碗。”老板顿时惊呆了。
4. 有一次考数学,我悄悄的把计算器带进考场了,考试开始了,有计算题,就顺势打开计算器,瞬间来了一声悠长的女声——“归零~~~”然后,我的成绩也归零了。。。
5. 一天老师在班里举行讲笑话大赛,轮到小明了。小明:“不笑是傻B。” 全班停了一秒,全都笑了。 老师:“哈哈,滚出去,哈哈。。”
6. 接新娘回来的路上,新娘哭得很伤心,估计是舍不得父母。接亲的人用各种方式安慰也无济于事。新郎说:“要不咱把她送回去吧。”结果新娘立马不哭了……
7. 有一哥们儿给他媳妇买了条金项链,他媳妇逛街回家后满脖子伤疤,回来闹离婚,问其原因,那哥们买的项链是假的,抢劫的拽着楞跑了两条街没拽断,我听到后真是醉了!
8. 早上去主楼上课迟到了,坐在教室最后一排,拿出来刚买的包子吃,这时看到旁边一美女一直盯着我看,貌似很饿的样子,我就把包子递给她一个,这时老师发话了:某同学迟到就算了,吃包子也算了,就别把包子给听课老师吃了吧~~~
9. 今天在食堂看见一大群人围在一起看热闹,走近一看原来是两个女人在打架,心想:国人素质真是差,两人打架有什么好看的真是!正要转身离去时,忽听一女在喊“脱她衣服”“扯她裤衩”。讨厌,害我又回到了人群当中。
10. 我见过女生最汉子的行为:在麦记排队点餐,一个后来的男生不排队直接走向前面点餐,我们学校练柔道的那个女生从队伍中走向那插队男,一手抓着他后衣领把他拉后了几步说:“你没看见大家都在排队吗?”那男的当时那句话我现在还记忆犹新:“大哥,对不起!我实在是饿了。”

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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