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钱包里发现两张疑似假钞的百元大钞,老婆说她公司有验钞机她拿上去验一下,然后200块就消失的无影无踪了。

我老婆说拿破仑蛋糕吃起来很有层次感,我说烧饼也是,结果又睡沙发。。。

门口街上路过一结婚车队!一家三口同时哇塞!却各有各看法!
媳妇说:“看人家这车队,真高档,真气派!”。
四岁女儿说:“气球好漂亮呀”。
我说:“新娘真美”!
结果媳妇一脸黑线,怒曰:“滚回去做饭去!!!”

老公这两天有点嚣张,总对我指指点点的,昨晚我趁他不注意给钱包装两个套套。
今天早上上班的时候我说要点钱,结果就翻出了套套,终于翻身了!果断发飙~

一对夫妻吵架。女的怒道:“你再凶我?再凶我我就跟你离婚!”
男的勃然大怒:“你有种!”
女的毫不犹豫转身就走,男的一把拉住她,接着吼道:“让人无法抗拒的独特气质!”

一哥们要结婚扣扣个人签名:要结婚啦,有点小激动,有点小兴奋,有点小幸福。
结完婚扣扣签名改成:……看守所一般的日子啊!

快出iphone4s时,乔布斯死了!快复出开演唱会时,杰克逊死了!快出《速度与激情7》时,保罗死了!快要考试了!!!老师,您可安好???

我曾经是一个学霸,只因我想看看学渣路上的风景,后来就再也找不到回去的路了......

上课期间老师问我,胸部是什么?
我大声的回答:那是女人的骄傲,男人的爱好,小孩的饮料,情人的圈套...

每到周末老师就会留很多作业。今天,老师留的作业不算太多,就问我们:“作业多么?”
这个问题不太好回答,无论你回答多还是少,他都有可能给你再加点。
就在这千钧一发之际,平时不爱说话的哥们救了我们,他说:“正好! ”

太饿了,现在家里唯一能吃进肚子的就只有狗粮,我忍不住吃了几颗,味道还不错!
家里的狗听到袋子响,醒了,蹲在旁边歪着头盯着我!
看个屁,我花钱买的还不能吃几颗啊…

我家狗狗最近学坏了。今天,我坐下来吃东西的时候,它忽然对着外面大吼好像外面有人一样。
我出去看了一圈,没见到人,再回来的时候尼玛发现它把我的汉堡吃完了 。

有这么一个熊孩子被爆揍了。。。。
原因是这孩子期末考没考好,就把卷子扔狗窝,结果没和狗商量好,狗把卷子完整的叼给孩子他妈了。。。

爸爸跟狗狗在前台看电视,妈妈喊狗狗,叫了几遍狗狗也没去。。
爸爸对着坐在自己旁边的狗狗说“叫你呢”。。。狗狗叭哒叭哒就走了,爸爸嘟囔一句“比我还聋”。。

老公卫士提醒您:您的老公回家用时10分钟,超过了全国99%的老公,荣获“气管炎”称号,快拿出去炫耀一下吧!

别人笑我穿得厚,我笑他人冻得透。

你可以不同意我的观点,但我有揍你的权利。



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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