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1、今天在微博上看到别人发的“再也不想单身了, 多么希望有个人可以和 我一起吃饭的时候抢菜吃, 白天抢电脑,晚上抢被子”
神回复: 早上抢刮胡刀……

2、刚听俩男同事对话:“今天老婆和我生气呢,回家不知怎么应付?”另一哥们说:“哥教你一招,你也生气,摔个碗,如果镇住了就镇住了,如果没镇住,就跪碗茬儿子上吧……”

就刚刚下地铁路过麦当劳,从窗下路过、落地窗特别干净,桌子是靠玻璃的,窗边坐着一美女靠玻璃那放了个包,开始我是看她,后来她看我,当时闹抽做了个抢她包的假动作,妹子吓得当时就捂住了包,哈哈妹子别怕隔着玻璃呢

4、:圣诞你咋过!
:复习阿!
:我去,这么逊?
:操,你特么连年都不想过好?
这是我听过最现实的笑话了

5、和朋友出去吃饭,点了一个酸菜鱼。老板提个鱼竿就跑出去了。。边跑还边说。你们等一下,我一会儿就回来。。留下我们一群人惊悚的表情在风中凌乱。

6、如果你长得好看的话,在公交地铁上睡着了,头靠在旁边人的肩上,旁边的人会一直陪着你直到你醒来。你要是长的丑的话,头一旦靠在旁边的人肩上,他会立即拍醒你,并温馨的提醒你保管好财务。啊多么痛的领悟

7、老公平时不爱打扮,正所谓人靠衣装,今天从头到脚换了套新的,妹纸不割……
我:老公你今天好帅啊,我发现我都配不上你了。。。
二货老公: 臭吊丝,滚开!

大学一次班里讨论喜欢什么类型女生,轮到我时我说喜欢清纯唯美的,这时俩二货接茬喊到我喜欢制服丝袜的,我喜欢国产精品的……班里沸腾了……我这头没起好…

隔壁的熊孩子又被爆揍了。。。。。。。原因是这货把期末考级卷子扔狗窝,结果没和狗商量好,狗把卷子完整的叼给女主人了。。。

世界上最短的缘份,昨晚和男神在家附近的湖边散步,妹子我表白了,男神居然答应了,我激动的往男神怀里扑,结果一把把男神推湖里了。。男神回家以后就没消息了,今早我妈回来说,你知道不,昨晚咱们小区一对情侣吵架,女的把人家小伙子推湖里了。。真够狠的。。。我。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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