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1、十四个月大的小外甥特别爱干净,每次弄脏手以后,都要到马桶里洗干净!
2、今天晚上吃饭,由于我爱喝两口白酒,中途来个电话,就拿着手机去阳台接。。。
等回来发现,杯里的白酒没有了,我看了看在厨房的老婆,这时儿子突然说:我看你一口酒一口菜的吃麻烦,我给你倒菜里了。。。
3、拿来一件新衣问儿子:妈妈穿好看吗?
这熊孩子来了一句:好看,就是妈妈你肉太多,腿太粗,太胖了。穿身上就不好看了!
4、儿子三岁,特别懂事还挺勤快喜欢被夸奖。
早上你让他递个烟、拿个袜子之类的挺好使,最重要的不会拿错。
就刚刚我去尿尿,他也在, 盯着我下面瞅了会,一溜烟跑屋里拿了把剃须刀:爸爸!给!刮刮!

1、公司的人际关系太复杂了,我们办公室虽然只有3个人,平时还分成两派呢,一派叫地主,一派叫农民。
2、工地没拉网线,两2B守着两台电脑实在无聊,然后就一直在那优化各自的电脑再反复重启比开机速度。
3、某公司某办公室的对白。
A:你今天怎么不去厕所啊,平时一天去了十几回啊?
B:今天不用了!我的手机游戏通关了。。。
4、今天问一同事,如果你中了五百万,第一件事做什么。
他拿着手机说,打电话借钱,把所有认识的盆友亲戚借个遍。
我好奇的问,你不是中大奖了,怎么还问别人借。
这货给我来了句,他们不借给我,我看他们到时候还有脸问我借不,我瞬间惊呆了......
5、本来我的微信签名是:下班不积极,脑子有问题。
后来领导问我微信号,说要加我,我以迅雷不及掩耳之势改成了:年末了,拼了!

1、哥今天去一公司维修打印机…完了之后让负责人签字,名字是“毛昌盛”…哥一看那货居然是秃顶的…这不科学啊!!!
2、“昨天学人家在街上拉着一陌生美女表白了。”
“真有你的,她说什么了?”
“不知道,巴掌太响没听清。”
3、今天一大早打电话给我哥们,问他平安夜激情否?
他说别TM提了,只记得给女朋友买这个买那个,开房的时候,钱不够了!!!
4、那天出差去外地,第二天退房,收拾完东西拿了房卡就去等电梯,
这时,服务员看我房门开着,跑过来问:“先生,你的门用不用给您带上?”
我说:“不用了,太大了我不好带,而且我家也有。”
5、感冒了,今天打吊瓶,我妈坐我旁边看电视剧。
我突然来一句:“妈,咱俩怎么认识的?”
妈妈敢快摸摸我的额头,小声道:“这孩子不会烧傻了吧。”



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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